Jump to content

Getting Married


87GT

Recommended Posts

What can you feed a woman that will make her stop sucking dick?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wedding cake.

 

Congrats, my advice to newlyweds. Don't take anyone's advice.

 

 

HAHA... No babies = Happiness At least it does for us. :eek:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Congrats!

 

Listen, I've said it before and I'll say it again...

 

Understand the following things and DO NOT try to understand the rest...

 

#1 - A Woman will NEVER be totally happy.

 

#2 - All Women will require medication at some point in their life. (if they realize this is another thing)

 

#3 - God gave women short feet for a reason, so they can stand closer to the stove and sink to cook and clean.

 

Also, try to call her a bad name atleast once a week...

I.E. - "Damn BITCH, this is some damn good dinner!"

You see, this way when you REALLY mean it "BITCH" doesn't sound so bad.

 

Good luck!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Congrats!

 

Listen, I've said it before and I'll say it again...

 

Understand the following things and DO NOT try to understand the rest...

 

#1 - A Woman will NEVER be totally happy.

 

#2 - All Women will require medication at some point in their life. (if they realize this is another thing)

 

#3 - God gave women short feet for a reason, so they can stand closer to the stove and sink to cook and clean.

 

Also, try to call her a bad name atleast once a week...

I.E. - "Damn BITCH, this is some damn good dinner!"

You see, this way when you REALLY mean it "BITCH" doesn't sound so bad.

 

Good luck!

 

 

I wish number 3 was correct for her :eek:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

feel free to shoot me a message if you have any questions about italy (or europe in general at that...) if thats what you decide for your honeymoon! i just moved back 3 years ago, so i should be able to answer any questions.

 

 

I will keep that in mind. It won't be for a wile though. The bill from Jared is really eating away my checking account !

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...