Rotarded1647545491 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Gotta love Craigslist: SWM searching for someone who is as dumb as a brick... - 30 (Eastside) Reply to: pers-719005430@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-13, 6:40PM EDT SWM, 5'10", 190lbs, br eyes br hair ISO of white female who is as dumb as a brick. The ideal girl shouldn't be very literate, thinks South Park is the most intellectually stimulating show on television, and is not aware what country the state of Delaware is in. Single is preferred, but married can work, too. Must talk a lot, as in all the time, and saying "like" and "you know" every other word. Smokers okay, but prefer non; crack smokers are ok, but I will not be providing your fix. Must have either very large breasts, or almost none at all, no middle ground, sorry B and C cup girls. Your age should fall somewhere between 21 and 48. I would like to see younger, but want someone that is old enough for me to send to the liquor store. Inability to cook is ideal, but someone who burns everything can be negotiated. Must not have a career or job that is overly ambitious, something like a cashier at Burger King. Bonus if you donate plasma for a couple of extra bucks. If you have never finished high school, and find the GED test too difficult, that really turns me on. Likes to be punched in the mouth moves you to the front of the line. Must like unlubricated anal hate sex. Is that you Hwilli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Is that you Hwilli? Hmm, let's see... ...ISO of white female... Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 hahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hmm, let's see... Nope. Umm.. he's thinking Howard is the poster? Or are you thinking he's gay and wouldn't be looking for a female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 there you go bucky you caught on but seriously how could anyone think how how is straight with dragon shirts like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I should introduce him to my ex! She stopped talking so much after the unlubed anal sex, so I had to DX her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 The real question is, does anyone know a chick that isn't like that? The obvious answer is no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahaha, why would I not be the least bit suprised if that person was being dead serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahaha, why would I not be the least bit suprised if that person was being dead serious? You're not even 18 yet. :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Ya it wont be that hard to find someone like that in columbus at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 i know a girl like that... shes only 18 though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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