Cordell Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 My daughter is 7 years old. She made us both breakfast this morning. Oatmeal, if you thought it was something easy like cereal. Now that she's home from school she just made me some lasagna. The microwave kind, she doesn't actually cook yet. So to sum this up, I did absolutly nothing today and my 7 year old fed me. I don't think I could be any lazier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I though u got a job ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 You have an awesome kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Scott, you slave driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I though u got a job ? Haven't started yet. Waiting on drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Are you studying? Yup. D-R-U-G, did I pass. I also have an interview test session tuesday, so we'll see how that goes. NTB may just be shit outta luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 BTW now my daughter is picking up trash around the house. I guess I'll have to take it out since she can't get it in the dumpster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 BTW now my daughter is picking up trash around the house. I guess I'll have to take it out since she can't get it in the dumpster. Give her money to go buy a ladder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideOpenThrottle Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 She's damn near trained A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My daughter made me breakfast. Shes two years old. By 'breakfast' I mean she threw food all over my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Sad thing is, she cooks better than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My daughter is 7 years old. She made us both breakfast this morning. Oatmeal, if you thought it was something easy like cereal. Now that she's home from school she just made me some lasagna. The microwave kind, she doesn't actually cook yet. So to sum this up, I did absolutly nothing today and my 7 year old fed me. I don't think I could be any lazier. no you are opritunistic, if you were lazy you would have asked your kid to do these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 no you are opritunistic, if you were lazy you would have asked your kid to do these things. actually..............yup I'm lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Hell, I thought that's why you had them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My daughter is not even 2 yet and I have her getting me stuff like the remote when I can't reach it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I got a giant pile of barf at 5am for breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Man, I need a kid. I could spare a couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Oatmeal, if you thought it was something easy like cereal. huh? oatmeal is just as easy as cereal. only difference is you get it hot. when she makes eggs benedict with hollandaise sauce, ill be impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I got a giant pile of barf at 5am for breakfast Sorry I :lol:ed, I got that a month ago on my chest. I almost returned the favor. :barf: I be she would never barf on me again if I would have. She has no idea how close it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NXfedRam Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My daughter is 7 years old. She made us both breakfast this morning. Oatmeal, if you thought it was something easy like cereal. Now that she's home from school she just made me some lasagna. The microwave kind, she doesn't actually cook yet. So to sum this up, I did absolutly nothing today and my 7 year old fed me. I don't think I could be any lazier. if she picked up these traits from her mother, perhpas you should be trying to ger her back in the picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 if she picked up these traits from her mother, perhpas you should be trying to ger her back in the picture! She does get them from her mother. Mommy works 2 jobs, and cooks the rest of my meals. Not to brag, but I have it pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yup. D-R-U-G, did I pass. I also have an interview test session tuesday, so we'll see how that goes. NTB may just be shit outta luck. Off topic but which NTB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Off topic but which NTB? Anal Winch. I'll be working there unless this other job I am not qualified for actually hires me, which I doubt will happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Man that's really lazy... do you use a bell or whistle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I'm still in bed, haven't turned the lights on, or gone/looked outside. I'm just playing video games tis a great day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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