Rally Pat Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 guess you would now more about that shit then I. Know man...know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Know man...know. Shawn, you are pretty much worse than Bill recently, you have to admit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 This thread was suprisingly funny. And now I'm mucking it up with a non-funny reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I just stand on the hood of my car and piss all over it. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 throw boiling hot water on your ice cold windshield FTMFW! Back in my HS days this was the preferred method when I was late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 That was a lame Mac joke, complete failboat. If it were called "iGarage" it sure would not be spelled I-Garage, the iPhone is not spelled "I-Phone", iTunes is not Spelled "I-Tunes". See a pattern developing here? Try again with another joke and get back to me smarty pants. does steve jobs pay you to be an iDick to everyone or is the smug self-satisfaction payment enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Urine works wonders, and since you always have to pee in the morning it makes cents. No, that's so genius it makes dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Remote starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Step 1. lift your wiper blades Step 2. put cardboard on windshield Step 3. put wiper blades back down to hold the cardboard in place Easy way to keep your windshield clean in crappy weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Step 1. lift your wiper blades Step 2. put cardboard on windshield Step 3. put wiper blades back down to hold the cardboard in place Easy way to keep your windshield clean in crappy weather. What happens when the cardboard freezes to the windshield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Just use an ice scraper under one corner and peel it off. I have been doing that for years, you dont have to worry about the wiper blades freezing to the windshield either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Just wait for your car to heat up, god damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Urine works wonders, and since you always have to pee in the morning it makes cents. No, that's so genius it makes dollars. Wrong cum-dumpster, it makes scents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I just made some scents in my pants. Messican foodz ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 http://www.made-in-china.com/image/4f0j00uvwaWGVqgEbCM/Ice-Scraper-PM6008-.jpg i feel bad for anyone dumb enough to not have one of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Those are great if you own a compact. You wouldn't scrap the center of my windshield with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Those are great if you own a compact. You wouldn't scrap the center of my windshield with that. its better than some of the retarded shit people have posted here. also, i have this http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/31GKET5RNDL.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 i just drive with it frozen. it helps practicing for drunk driving. I did that an entire winter when my heat went out. Woke up in the mornings for school too late to scrape windows completely, half assed it, on the way to school have to scrape the inside of the windshield too from moisture being in my car. Just pretty much followed tail lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Know man...know. also than, not then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 when i can't find my scraper, a cd i don't listen to anymore also works wonders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I have a removable windshield, so usually I just take it in the house with me when I've parked the car for the night. It's really nice waking up to a nice, warm windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I leave my car running non-stop so this does not happen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I just stand on the hood of my car and piss all over it. :thumbup: I was going to make you an offer on the RX8 you have for sale, but now I think I'll pass :zoom: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I installed those metal lines like in my back window on my windshield. I just need 5 minutes of the car running outside of a garage and problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Step 1. lift your wiper blades Step 2. put cardboard on windshield Step 3. put wiper blades back down to hold the cardboard in place Easy way to keep your windshield clean in crappy weather. Step 4. Go back in your trailer and watch Nascar. Cardboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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