87GT Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Go ahead and add anything I missed because I am sure I have. Lets just keep this list to things that make you a man, not things that make you an elite man. An example would be killing a bear in the woods or parachuting out of a plane only because it is "fun". Driving 20+ over the posted speed limit Bought at least one CD made by AC/DC, and Led Zepplin, and Pink Floyd Bought jewelry so expensive it needs an appraisal to be added to home insurance. Played at least 2 different instruments in your life time Learned a new language Owned at least one car with a manual transmission Replaced a broken part on your car by yourself Penetration into all 3 major orifices (vagina, anal, mouth) Had sex 3 times or more within 24 hours. Drank alcohol passed out and woke up with your head in a toilet. then drunk for more then 48 hours without drinking more alcohol. Skipped high school classes to go to work. Worked 60 or more hours in a week, for more then 6 months straight. Parents catch you having sex. Owned/rented/leased a property by yourself with no help for more then 6 months straight. I have more I will add later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Jacked off into another persons tube sock and gave it back to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Posting in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Jacked off into another persons tube sock and gave it back to them? Only if they found out later it was you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Playing outside with your son or someone else's son and made fake sword and gun sound effects Playing tea party with your daughter or someone else's daughter. Bought a gun and cleaned it after firing it. Had at least 1 tooth knocked or pulled out of your mouth. Broke at least 1 bone Started a fire with only matches, some old newspaper found in your car, a hatchet and random kindling found in the woods. Put up a tent yourself and slept in it alone. Rescuing a stranger from water that is deeper then 10 feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Paid child support, or married and stayed with the chic you knocked up..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 racing a park avenue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Fucked a girlfriends family member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z06G Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hooking up with twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Had sex in a car. banged your neighbor. popped at least 1 cherry crack walnuts with your biceps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hooking up with twins. Interesting, I am dating a twin right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 running a train on your friends girl with him in the same room. having sex with your friends mom walking up to a random dude and punching the shit out of him cause your frat brothers said to. getting branded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 racing a park avenue No this doesn't belong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 No this doesn't belong here. but if its in a civic, that shit is baller son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Having sex in your buddies backseat, jizzing on the girl and using his clothes in the back to clean it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Having sex in your buddies backseat, jizzing on the girl and using his clothes in the back to clean it up thats actually gross. i would make you eat that shirt you dickweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Eating red meat. Buttsecks. Having a name starting with the letter "S". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 thats actually gross. i would make you eat that shirt you dickweed speaking of shirts i want mine back hoe!!! and it was a pair of socks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Knitting socks. Giving your bro's a back rub. Paying for dinner with money that you stole from a strippers ass crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 getting so hungry when you are fishing, you eat the crawdads, chicken liver, and worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Fucked so long you ran the well dry. Raw dog no matter what. Like the smell of pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Pulling hair off your chest Cutting in front of old people in a buffet line Wearing pink and purple Watching the notebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Not shaving your body hair to appease a bitch. Farting out loud, because you don't care. You believe only God Himself blessed this world with blonde lesbian twins that love anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 you dont shave,you rip the hair out with your bare hands. masterbating while your gf is sleeping cause her sex was so bad you were thinkin about something else tea bagging passed out friends not getting tea bagged when you are passed out cause your friends are scared of you shooting paintballs at neighbors house......in the day time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Sharping your pocket knife with a stone because it is so dull it won't cut grass. Scratching yourself in public. Drinking expresso shots like alcohol shots as soon as you roll out of bed. Drinking coffee with alcohol in it. Eating coffee beans raw because you are that tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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