Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Driving 20+ over the posted speed limit. does quintupling it count? Bought at least one CD made by AC/DC, and Led Zepplin, and Pink Floyd at least 4 of each Bought jewelry so expensive it needs an appraisal to be added to home insurance. it's appraised for more than my car Played at least 2 different instruments in your life time yup! meh, so what Learned a new language like English, for some of you fuckers? Owned at least one car with a manual transmission too many to count Replaced a broken part on your car by yourself Built the whole car! Penetration into all 3 major orifices (vagina, anal, mouth) and ass to mouth Had sex 3 times or more within 24 hours. with 3 different chicks Drank alcohol passed out and woke up with your head in a toilet. then drunk for more then 48 hours without drinking more alcohol. woke up in a fireplace Skipped high school classes to go to work. skipped to go hit on chicks at another school Worked 60 or more hours in a week, for more then 6 months straight. averaged 82.3 a week for the entire year of 1994 Parents catch you having sex. with the next store neighbor MILF Owned/rented/leased a property by yourself with no help for more then 6 months straight.20 years? Yeah, and that is what makes me a man? I think it makes me a huMAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 This stuff is hilarious. The things listed are more a sign od being a Big Boy, rather than a man. Overly concerned with looking cool in front of your peers = Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 What about getting head while your posting?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 What about getting head while your posting?? I think you're insecure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 What about getting head while your posting?? If you're still typing, she's not doing it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer1647545514 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Let a girl know you're about to cum so she can shield her eyes. Not letting a girl know your about to cum so you can see the face she makes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Not letting a girl know your about to cum so you can see the face she makes. Especially when you're driving down the highway and you get it in her hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 What about getting head while your posting?? Only counts if you are driving OR playing a video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtr_pndr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Having sex with another man to break the tension. eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww:barf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 banging a mother.. then here daughter...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Having sex with another man to break the tension. THIS IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE FINALIZED LIST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 A mustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.