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Driving 20+ over the posted speed limit. does quintupling it count?

 

Bought at least one CD made by AC/DC, and Led Zepplin, and Pink Floyd at least 4 of each

 

Bought jewelry so expensive it needs an appraisal to be added to home insurance. it's appraised for more than my car

 

Played at least 2 different instruments in your life time yup! meh, so what

 

Learned a new language like English, for some of you fuckers?

 

Owned at least one car with a manual transmission too many to count

 

Replaced a broken part on your car by yourself Built the whole car!

 

Penetration into all 3 major orifices (vagina, anal, mouth) and ass to mouth

 

Had sex 3 times or more within 24 hours. with 3 different chicks

 

Drank alcohol passed out and woke up with your head in a toilet. then drunk for more then 48 hours without drinking more alcohol. woke up in a fireplace

 

Skipped high school classes to go to work. skipped to go hit on chicks at another school

 

Worked 60 or more hours in a week, for more then 6 months straight. averaged 82.3 a week for the entire year of 1994

 

Parents catch you having sex. with the next store neighbor MILF

 

Owned/rented/leased a property by yourself with no help for more then 6 months straight.20 years?

 

 

Yeah, and that is what makes me a man? I think it makes me a huMAN.

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