Mojoe Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Brian, I really hope someday we find out you are some undiscovered genius. Some of your shit is so far out there that I need a Discovery Chanel episode about it to get past my wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 http://i.minus.com/iXIcWxjO2euS9.gif repost http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1681904&postcount=11485 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/03/5153a1d2a8856.jpg http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/03/27/man-arrested-for-assaulting-rommate-after-male-genitalia-was-drawn-on-his-face/#.UVObQJKUjwg.facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 I'm in tears right now. WTF FACTOR LEVEL INFINITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. Pomade Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Came back just to watch the Hand Thing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 yeah I don't know what's going on here I've watched it a hundred times and want to watch it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 I can't quit doing the thing - WHAT IS IT AH HURT AH HURT AH HURT AH HURT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18j86l7jy4d6ljpg/ku-large.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/bGWkV7o.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/ciue7hE.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/XBxNY9b.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 so the big thing around the office is asking people Hey Wayne I heard you were doing the hand thing ha what is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2013/04/f352f86306b756f453dd17b085e4a1ee_original.gif?1364804138 not sure if funny or awesome http://i.minus.com/iO5qtGNA9uRbO.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85 Z-28 Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 hahaha the very sad truth, nice find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14fwp8lO81r8i1kpo1_1280.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 http://iseeahappyface.com/upload/hey-look-adolfin382.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 http://i.minus.com/ibwpltOOwfynzI.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 http://i.minus.com/ibwpltOOwfynzI.gif She's blind...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwohio Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 She's blind...... I lol'd...then read this and lol'd harder at jeffro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 I lol'd...then read this and lol'd harder at jeffro. OC mother trucker. I aint even mad. I still laugh when i see it. :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 http://www.aolnews.com/2010/01/05/blind-boise-st-band-member-object-of-internet-ridicule/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 maybe I'm overthinking it but does blindness also take away your ability to smile? She didn't know she was on camera? She's a blind girl playing in a band at a bowl game....what's not to smile about? Should've been smiling the whole damn day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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