TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 ...that no matter how new or in good condition it looks, you always manage to nab the biggest piece of shit grocery cart every single time you go to Kroger? It never phails. Discuss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripleGmax Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Murphy's Law Perhaps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 perhaps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Pick the one you want, then grab the one to the left? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 why is it meijer has either an old person or a partially retarded person standing at the entrance who used to set out some carts for people coming in, and now they just watch you walk by? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 why is it meijer has either an old person or a partially retarded person standing at the entrance who used to set out some carts for people coming in, and now they just watch you walk by? The Polaris Kroger has a disabled guy greet you and try to hand you ads as you walk in. It's nice that they have a job for someone of his ability, but it makes it so damn awkward every time I walk in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 You make poor choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripleGmax Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 You make poor choices. what? like not making the womenz go to teh store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 You make poor choices. Once or twice, yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 The Polaris Kroger has a disabled guy greet you and try to hand you ads as you walk in. It's nice that they have a job for someone of his ability, but it makes it so damn awkward every time I walk in. The guy in the wheelchair? Yeah that always makes my shopping experience a little awkward too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Because I am secretly sabotaging every cart you grab, ninja style. My penis has also been on the handles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I feel the same way Tim, so I just grab a basket and cram as much shit in it as I can and call shopping quits lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 The guy in the wheelchair? Yeah that always makes my shopping experience a little awkward too. Yes, him. He's nice and I appreciate his ethic, but they basically have him blocking the entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Every cart pulls to the right or left. If you find a cart that works YOU ARE LYING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBell Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I feel the same way Tim, so I just grab a basket and cram as much shit in it as I can and call shopping quits lol Most times this works for me as well. Sucks when I realise a trip back to the front is needed for a cart. ***Damn you cat litter and on sale case of beer!*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) I've determined that psychic work at Kroger late at night......how else would they know which isle I need to go to and block it off before I get there and start mopping it? Edited January 27, 2009 by xlr8tn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I've determined that physics work at Kroger late at night......how else would they know which isle I need to go to and block it off before I get there and start mopping it? physics knows your coming? That must be why I can't fly, gravity seems to always know when I want too. Every cart is trash, and I agree, the old people at meijer need to be more than just eye candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 physics knows your coming? That must be why I can't fly, gravity seems to always know when I want too. Every cart is trash, and I agree, the old people at meijer need to be more than just eye candy my bad...fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 physics knows your coming? That must be why I can't fly, gravity seems to always know when I want too. Every cart is trash, and I agree, the old people at meijer need to be more than just eye candy what world do you live on where old people are eye candy??? eye sore maybe... but def not eye candy. Oh and I have no problem with carts that go straight every cart I ever get is either torqued so bad that one of the wheels doesn't touch the ground to where it tetter-totters front to back or one of the front wheels has a mind of its own spinning around and doing it's own thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 what world do you live on where old people are eye candy??? eye sore maybe... but def not eye candy. thats my point exactly, they're not, so they shouldnt be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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