justinwebb Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/994330501.html copied in case it gets flagged Me would very like the following fantasy to do you with (downtown) INGREDIENTS: you, me, a stack of store-bought butter (or margarine), and a carpet. STEPS: 1. We both get naked. This is the easy part. There's more. 2. We're gonna need A LOT of butter for step 3. Hopefully there's a sale this week at the grocers. We can discuss splitting costs after. 3. You coat me in a thick layer of butter. You can either apply the butter directly or melt it a bit and then use a paint brush to apply an even coating. Personally, I feel we'll both get more out of this fantasy if you massage the butter into every crevice of my body. You can start with the scalp and work your way down my firm and youthful body to my "unmentionables". 4. I will lay flatly on the ground and you will roll me up into a carpet. Make sure to roll me up very tightly like a roll of sushi. 5. Okay, so far this fantasy has been COMPLETELY normal. ALL my friends do this with their girlfriends ALL the time. Even my Christian friends. 6. Now, it's gonna get weird. 7. You have to run, from one end of the room, to where I'm lying, rolled up in the carpet. Once you've got enough momentum, you have to JUMP as hard as you can on my torso. The lubricating qualities of the butter will force me from my sexy cocoon and I will fly across the room for a few seconds of ecstatic bliss. Oh baby. 8. Put your clothes back on and leave WITHOUT helping me clean up. This makes me feel worthless and very turned on. http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w264/justinwebb24/Other/3mc3oc3l71191f113991f9d15d36b6bb211.jpghttp://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w264/justinwebb24/Other/3n23ke3oc1fc1g613b91f7345bc290a0013.jpg http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w264/justinwebb24/Other/3m53p13le1f112914c91fd94384f809db1f.jpghttp://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w264/justinwebb24/Other/3k03oa3lc11612513291fb8338f25806612.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 will try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 :gay::gay2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Seriously dude.................. Thats just ummm well a fucked up thing to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 LOL Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Don't really see how this is sexual except for the rubbing part. I'd roll him up and leave him stuck in there for a few hours for a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 yeah, um, what did you search for to get that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Grease me up, lassy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 4. I will lay flatly on the ground and you will roll me up into a carpet. Make sure to roll me up very tightly like a roll of sushi. 5. Okay, so far this fantasy has been COMPLETELY normal. ALL my friends do this with their girlfriends ALL the time. Even my Christian friends. WAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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