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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/994330501.html

 

copied in case it gets flagged

 

Me would very like the following fantasy to do you with (downtown)

 

 

 

INGREDIENTS:

 

you, me, a stack of store-bought butter (or margarine), and a carpet.

 

STEPS:

 

1. We both get naked. This is the easy part. There's more.

 

2. We're gonna need A LOT of butter for step 3. Hopefully there's a sale this week at the grocers. We can discuss splitting costs after.

 

3. You coat me in a thick layer of butter. You can either apply the butter directly or melt it a bit and then use a paint brush to apply an even coating. Personally, I feel we'll both get more out of this fantasy if you massage the butter into every crevice of my body. You can start with the scalp and work your way down my firm and youthful body to my "unmentionables".

 

4. I will lay flatly on the ground and you will roll me up into a carpet. Make sure to roll me up very tightly like a roll of sushi.

 

5. Okay, so far this fantasy has been COMPLETELY normal. ALL my friends do this with their girlfriends ALL the time. Even my Christian friends.

 

6. Now, it's gonna get weird.

 

7. You have to run, from one end of the room, to where I'm lying, rolled up in the carpet. Once you've got enough momentum, you have to JUMP as hard as you can on my torso. The lubricating qualities of the butter will force me from my sexy cocoon and I will fly across the room for a few seconds of ecstatic bliss. Oh baby.

 

8. Put your clothes back on and leave WITHOUT helping me clean up. This makes me feel worthless and very turned on.

 

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4. I will lay flatly on the ground and you will roll me up into a carpet. Make sure to roll me up very tightly like a roll of sushi.

 

5. Okay, so far this fantasy has been COMPLETELY normal. ALL my friends do this with their girlfriends ALL the time. Even my Christian friends.

 

WAT?

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