The ask a valet anything thread.........

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Saw this on another forum and it went like 10 pagessssssss...

 

 

discuss

[LJ]

Do you fart in people's cars?

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Do you fart in people's cars?

 

Yup, iv seen two cars be pissed on.

[wnaplay1647545503]

Have you ever stolen anything out of a car?

[ZappBrannigan]

Do you hide raw fish and feta cheese under the backseats of any cars during a hot summer day?

[MrMeanGreen]

I had a second job in the Navy as a valet in Jacksonville Beach. Great job, although it only lasted a month thanks to breaking my neck.

[SpaceGhost]

I had a second job in the Navy as a valet in Jacksonville Beach. Great job, although it only lasted a month thanks to breaking my neck.

 

That's weird question....

 

Ever find some drugs in a car?

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Have you ever stolen anything out of a car?

 

A pen. Thats it. Linn has had alot of stuff stolen by another company.

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Do you hide raw fish and feta cheese under the backseats of any cars during a hot summer day?

 

no

[SicShelby]

I geeze.

 

I had the Shelby vallet'd at Polaris... I asked the guy if he had a good time when he brought it back... He kind of gave me a hidden "oh yeah look." He didn't do anything noticeable (he was responsible). Makes me wonder though...

 

Every really took a car on a joyride?

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I geeze.

 

I had the Shelby vallet'd at Polaris... I asked the guy if he had a good time when he brought it back... He kind of gave me a hidden "oh yeah look." He didn't do anything noticeable (he was responsible). Makes me wonder though...

 

Every really took a car on a joyride?

 

The polaris kids a really good guys, they wouldn't do anything extreme. Most the time you don't have the time for a joyride. Also you get a fair enough amount of time in the car just parking it normal. I usually go an extra black down if its something I really like but that also lets me avoid a brick alley full of pot holes. I know of one kid that took a true joy ride and he doesn't work with us anymore.

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There is an account that parks their cars like a mile away. They have also totaled a Mazaratti or how ever you spell it and hit someone on a bike.

[Mopar]

What is the best thing you have gotten to drive?

[Scotty2Hotty]

Ever valet a stripper's car?

[Jizzle Juice]

Whats the biggest tip you have gotten?

[SicShelby]

Ever vallet'd something you didn't know how to drive?

[Duff1647545513]

Ever gotten into a car that someone just "hot boxed" right before you valeted it?

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What is the best thing you have gotten to drive?

 

A couple nice porches, a guy that comes in all the time told me to take his c6 for a drive and come back in 10 minutes last week. My buddy drove a f430 the other night I was pissed he got to drive that.

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Ever valet a stripper's car?

 

Yeah she drove a benz and the steering wheel was covered in fake diamonds.

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Whats the biggest tip you have gotten?

 

50, multiple times. My boss got 120 once.

[wnaplay1647545503]

Have you ever blown a load in a customers car?

[Linn1647545492]

Why did you steal shit out of my car mother fucker?

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Ever vallet'd something you didn't know how to drive?

 

The m3's with that weird auto/manual thing took me a minute to get moving.

[SpaceGhost]

Ever get tipped like a nickel or a quarter from a douchebag?

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Ever gotten into a car that someone just "hot boxed" right before you valeted it?

 

hot boxed?