carpet girl joke of the day

[Guest Removed]

A lady walks into an expensive rug store. She sees a rug she likes, walks

over to look at it, and as she's bending over to feel the texture, she lets fly a whopper of a fart. When she turns around, there's a salesman standing there.

She says, "How much does this rug cost?"

He says, "Lady, if you farted just from touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."

[SRTurbo04]

ahahahahaha

[Ramsey]

meh

[sciongirl]

this reminds me of a game... called box... on a rug.... no hands or knees, just standing... grab it with your mouth.

[Main3s]

this reminds me of a game... called box... on a rug.... no hands or knees, just standing... grab it with your mouth.

 

:confused: Is this some sort of lesbo game? J/K

[sciongirl]

no really.. you take a box and cut the top off... you gotta grab it with your mouth off the carpet i suppose it COULD be. ha

[Ramsey]

this reminds me of a game... called box... on a rug.... no hands or knees, just standing... grab it with your mouth.

 

Did you even read the joke?

 

Isnt that a stupid game mtv made up so the commentary would be funny?

[iwashmycar]

lol

[sciongirl]

yea i saw it on mtv but ive also seen it.

 

and yes.. funny joke

[Guest Removed]

Harry's reading the paper at breakfast and he says, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is gonna marry a football player who's a total dope. I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."

His wife says, "Thank you."