Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Ahhh, I'll give it another shot... sending now. Edit: 10 minutes later no response... Maybe I'm losing my touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat tire Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me: can i tap that Dover: Well shit buy me dinner first. Me: LOL deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Ahhh, I'll give it another shot... sending now. Edit: 10 minutes later no response... Maybe I'm losing my touch. hahah that sucks Me: can i tap that Dover: Well shit buy me dinner first. Me: LOL deal ahhhhh hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Yep, I got noting... Maybe I already tried it on this girl? Who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 me: ay girl when you gonna let me drill you? Josh: when u get a car that runs.. me: fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me: Hey when you gonna let me tap that? Girl#1 : lol soon hopefully. ME: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that? Girl #2: OMG u r insane. ME: I know I am, but you never answered my question. Girl #2: Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat tire Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me: Can i tap that Them: Excuse me ?? Me: Can i tap that Them: Ha Me: So is that a yes or a no Them: Sorry Im married Me: Me 2 so yes or no Them:Im pregnant Me: Even better so is that a yes Them: Id never cheat on my husband! Me: So thats a no Them: Its def no BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me: Can i tap that Them: Excuse me ?? Me: Can i tap that Them: Ha Me: So is that a yes or a no Them: Sorry Im married Me: Me 2 so yes or no Them:Im pregnant Me: Even better so is that a yes Them: Id never cheat on my husband! Me: So thats a no Them: Its def no BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 My gf Me: Hey quick question? Her: yes we can fuck tomorrow Me: get out of my head..... you ruined it!!!! her: you only text me when your horny....wtf did you think i would say? me: your right her: no response she just responded... her: i love you, your ridiculous... not texting her back....shes crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Holy shit!!! responce from earlier... Me: When you goanna let me tap that... Her: When you choose you wanna be happy & not mak everyone else happy and git rid of ___ (girlfirend).. I know some people who would let you tap that... WOW!!! I don't know what to say. I've been kind of flirting with this girl for a bit now, but Daaamn! I was expecting a playfull responce. Not a "Hey dump your G/F and I'll fuck your brains out" kind of responce. Hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 that txt is deleted. That would not end well if the old lady were to get ahold of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro1647545510 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Holy shit!!! responce from earlier... Me: When you goanna let me tap that... Her: When you choose you wanna be happy & not mak everyone else happy and git rid of ___ (girlfirend).. I know some people who would let you tap that... WOW!!! I don't know what to say. I've been kind of flirting with this girl for a bit now, but Daaamn! I was expecting a playfull responce. Not a "Hey dump your G/F and I'll fuck your brains out" kind of responce. Hahah. Call her bluff.... Just tell her you broke up with the GF and see what happens.. Post up the results... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Call her bluff.... Just tell her you broke up with the GF and see what happens.. Post up the results... Do this NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 yeah... gerat Idea, I'll post it up later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Random #, spelling corrected ME: Excuse me fellow human(hopefully female), but I'd like to tap that if you have some free time Stranger: Who the hell is this ME: You know who it is Stranger:Seriously who is this ME: Is that a no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 brb....going through the data base at work and texting every number in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Okay... Me: Wow!... ummm yeah. We broke up monday. So what time do you get off? waiting for responce... Edit: you know what... I'm all for a good laugh and often cross the line on some of my funny, but for some reason my conscience has kicked in. Regardless of how stable my relationship with the G/F is, that's fucked up to joke around. I just think if she were to see this thread & text...well sorry, call me a pussy I'm letting this one go... Me: Oaky, before you respond it was all a joke. something I saw on a car forum that was ment for LOLs. Sorry, maybe one day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me: Can i tap that Them: Excuse me ?? Me: Can i tap that Them: Ha Me: So is that a yes or a no Them: Sorry Im married Me: Me 2 so yes or no Them:Im pregnant Me: Even better so is that a yes Them: Id never cheat on my husband! Me: So thats a no Them: Its def no BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol thats fucked up.............................................I told her to fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 My gf Me: Hey quick question? Her: yes we can fuck tomorrow Me: get out of my head..... you ruined it!!!! her: you only text me when your horny....wtf did you think i would say? me: your right her: no response she just responded... her: i love you, your ridiculous... not texting her back....shes crazy haha dejavu, my woman is the same, and she even calls me ridiculous, weird. are you sure we're not dating the 'same girl' like the song, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat tire Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 thats fucked up.............................................I told her to fuck you You better go home and check her ass. Tell her to put on somthing sexy and ill be over after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 that txt is deleted. That would not end well if the old lady were to get ahold of it. or would it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 or would it? Hahah, you have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 haha!!! this is the first time i have seen this thread i had a like 6 guys from this site text me that in one day lol... i figured it out eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 me:so when can I tap that? her:Why do you ask? cus you know you get it whenever you want..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 haha!!! this is the first time i have seen this thread i had a like 6 guys from this site text me that in one day lol... i figured it out eventually I need your number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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