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Me: Can i tap that

Them: Excuse me ??

Me: Can i tap that

Them: Ha

Me: So is that a yes or a no

Them: Sorry Im married

Me: Me 2 so yes or no

Them:Im pregnant

Me: Even better so is that a yes

Them: Id never cheat on my husband!

Me: So thats a no

Them: Its def no

 

BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol

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My gf

 

Me: Hey quick question?

Her: yes we can fuck tomorrow :)

Me: get out of my head..... you ruined it!!!!

her: you only text me when your horny....wtf did you think i would say?

me: your right

her: no response

 

she just responded...

 

her: i love you, your ridiculous...

 

 

 

 

not texting her back....shes crazy

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Holy shit!!!

responce from earlier...

 

Me: When you goanna let me tap that...

 

Her: When you choose you wanna be happy & not mak everyone else happy and git rid of ___ (girlfirend).. I know some people who would let you tap that...

 

 

 

:eek: WOW!!! I don't know what to say. I've been kind of flirting with this girl for a bit now, but Daaamn! I was expecting a playfull responce. Not a "Hey dump your G/F and I'll fuck your brains out" kind of responce. Hahah.

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Holy shit!!!

responce from earlier...

 

Me: When you goanna let me tap that...

 

Her: When you choose you wanna be happy & not mak everyone else happy and git rid of ___ (girlfirend).. I know some people who would let you tap that...

 

 

 

:eek: WOW!!! I don't know what to say. I've been kind of flirting with this girl for a bit now, but Daaamn! I was expecting a playfull responce. Not a "Hey dump your G/F and I'll fuck your brains out" kind of responce. Hahah.

Call her bluff.... Just tell her you broke up with the GF and see what happens.. Post up the results... :)

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Random #, spelling corrected

 

ME: Excuse me fellow human(hopefully female), but I'd like to tap that if you have some free time

Stranger: Who the hell is this

ME: You know who it is

Stranger:Seriously who is this

ME: Is that a no

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Okay...

 

Me: Wow!... ummm yeah. We broke up monday. So what time do you get off?

 

waiting for responce...

 

 

Edit:

 

you know what... I'm all for a good laugh and often cross the line on some of my funny, but for some reason my conscience has kicked in. Regardless of how stable my relationship with the G/F is, that's fucked up to joke around. I just think if she were to see this thread & text...well sorry, call me a pussy I'm letting this one go...

 

 

Me: Oaky, before you respond it was all a joke. something I saw on a car forum that was ment for LOLs. Sorry, maybe one day... ;)

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Me: Can i tap that

Them: Excuse me ??

Me: Can i tap that

Them: Ha

Me: So is that a yes or a no

Them: Sorry Im married

Me: Me 2 so yes or no

Them:Im pregnant

Me: Even better so is that a yes

Them: Id never cheat on my husband!

Me: So thats a no

Them: Its def no

 

BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol

 

thats fucked up.............................................I told her to fuck you

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My gf

 

Me: Hey quick question?

Her: yes we can fuck tomorrow :)

Me: get out of my head..... you ruined it!!!!

her: you only text me when your horny....wtf did you think i would say?

me: your right

her: no response

 

she just responded...

 

her: i love you, your ridiculous...

 

 

 

 

not texting her back....shes crazy

 

 

haha dejavu, my woman is the same, and she even calls me ridiculous, weird. are you sure we're not dating the 'same girl' like the song, LOL

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