justinwebb Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostedgtp Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 i was gonna say pics of hot chick or ban And you work for chase dontcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 are you serious? is he blind? how does he get a dog with him'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 are you serious? is he blind? how does he get a dog with him'> you better not be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 i was gonna say pics of hot chick or ban And you work for chase dontcha! indeed i do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 You got any Scobbie snacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 That was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 i was gonna say pics of hot chick or ban this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Here, have a rep cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99ta Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 rut ro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 wow i feel like an idiot... i thought you were being serious.... ahah after re reading it i get it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 You work at a branch? Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 You work at a branch? Which one? he works across the hall way from me. in second floor of P i think he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 why are you driving a van around solving mysteries for chase bank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 why are you driving a van around solving mysteries for chase bank? sounds like hes trying to think of a way to rob it... :edit:: i just farted yuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 LOL That is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Jinkies that sure was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Funny, even funnier that Paul didn't get it, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Does this mean your the douche bag in the white sweater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Does this mean your the douche bag in the white sweater? That wears an ascock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NXfedRam Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Saw it coming a mile away, I still LOL'd though. +Rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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