BIGGU Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 come on man, Hide a sprinkler by the fence and just turn it on when they come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Claymore mine. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/US_M18a1_claymore_mine.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 I would have come outside naked with a Budweiser in one hand and the 870 boomstick in the other. No one fucks with that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 You can grind their bones to make your bread. Then we can make sandwiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Claymore mine. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/US_M18a1_claymore_mine.jpg Naaa, I don't want to kill em. That's why I picked up a set of these off ebay... http://www.bugspray.com/pictures/traps/cb16.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/2539318116_1644f7d164.jpg Only $75.00 shipped. I got a deal cuz I bought 10 of em. They're goanna go outside of the fence on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Enjoy the beautiful weather and clean any firearms you own outside on a table. That is considered creepy? oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 come on man, Hide a sprinkler by the fence and just turn it on when they come back. Just make sure there are no cobras around 1st..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Just make sure there are no cobras around 1st..... I believe the general protocol if a Cobra comes near your sprinkler is to get a running start and Spartan kick the Cobra owner in the forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 I'll post this again. Better than any bear trap. Trust me. You'll be getting even with them for weeks and will be able to see it in action over the next few days. <insert evil grin> http://everything2.com/?node_id=1310821 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 I'll post this again. Better than any bear trap. Trust me. You'll be getting even with them for weeks and will be able to see it in action over the next few days. <insert evil grin> http://everything2.com/?node_id=1310821 Ha! This ^^ + super soaker = lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Ha! This ^^ + super soaker = lolz Gotta be very careful of it though. Something better...put it all over a duffle bag with a bunch of misc shit in it that they will sift through and want to keep. Put it on a about $10 of dollar bills. Enough that they will count them all and cover their hands. Penthouse magazines. Bonus points if they rub-one-out while reviewing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Gotta be very careful of it though. Something better...put it all over a duffle bag with a bunch of misc shit in it that they will sift through and want to keep. Put it on a about $10 of dollar bills. Enough that they will count them all and cover their hands. Penthouse magazines. Bonus points if they rub-one-out while reviewing it So you want to see young kids knock one out to your trap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Yes, regrettably, some of us were little assholes like that when we were that age. But, i was never mean towards animals. Thats just not acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 So you want to see young kids knock one out to your trap? ha, ha! should have checked the wording of that statement. NO...but it would be a bonus to have them get poison ivy rash in the right spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 ha, ha! should have checked the wording of that statement. NO...but it would be a bonus to have them get poison ivy rash in the right spot. When I get that rash in the right spots it not from poison ivy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 This makes me think of a situation I was in one time when I was 17. Some buddies and I had gone to Buckeye Subs in Worthington for lunch. This older man pulls in behind us. We go inside and get in line, the guy comes in and the people standing in front of my buddies and I say "Hey there Bill! Go stand up there with your team." Now I'm sure they all worked at the same place and were out to lunch in groups or some BS like that. Being the smartass that I am, and not taking kindly to them just having someone who got there after my friends and I go up to the front of the line...I said, "Hey guys, can you let Bill know that the back of the line is back here?". This guy who appeared to be in his late 20's-early 30's is already laughing and he just turns around and says, "Oh it's ok, he's just meeting up with his team." To which I replied, "Yeah, me and my team have to wait in line like normal people, so so should Bill." At this point his tone turned a wee bit sour. He started saying it wasn't a big deal, and just started brushing me off, saying I needed to learn some manners. I started getting pissed. I was saying how I didn't know it was good manners to get in front of people standing in line. Him and two other people he was with started giving me the whole "respect your elders" speech, and they started acting all pissy. This only fueled my smartassedness (yes, smartassedness). At the time I had really long hair (as some of you have seen from the "80's pic" I've posted here before), and the woman with the guy said to her friends, "Is that a boy or a girl? I really can't tell." At this point I said fuck any kind of manners I was holding on to. I told the woman I could assure her I was a man, more man than her husband. She said my penis would be too small to satisfy anyone (real mature of a 50-something year old woman), and I told her I would whip it out right there in the middle of Buckeye Subs. Apparently it was ok for her to go there, but not me. She immediately looked disgusted and said her son would never talk like that. I told her her son was a pussy and should learn to stand up for himself then. The guy that was originally talking to me then literally got in my face. At the time I was 6'1" 165 lbs, this guy was about 6'4" and probably 250...he was built. But I didn't back down, I stood right in his face. He asked me what I said and I told him he heard me. He just stood there trying to stare me down, and I told him to go ahead and hit me. At this point he just turned around and stood there silent the rest of the time we were in line. I'm sure they were absolutely livid that I was such a smartass, and I'm sure they thought I was a little punk. But I wasn't about to back down from some adults abusing the fact that they were in a group, just because I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 This makes me think of a situation I was in one time when I was 17. Some buddies and I had gone to Buckeye Subs in Worthington for lunch. This older man pulls in behind us. We go inside and get in line, the guy comes in and the people standing in front of my buddies and I say "Hey there Bill! Go stand up there with your team." Now I'm sure they all worked at the same place and were out to lunch in groups or some BS like that. Being the smartass that I am, and not taking kindly to them just having someone who got there after my friends and I go up to the front of the line...I said, "Hey guys, can you let Bill know that the back of the line is back here?". This guy who appeared to be in his late 20's-early 30's is already laughing and he just turns around and says, "Oh it's ok, he's just meeting up with his team." To which I replied, "Yeah, me and my team have to wait in line like normal people, so so should Bill." At this point his tone turned a wee bit sour. He started saying it wasn't a big deal, and just started brushing me off, saying I needed to learn some manners. I started getting pissed. I was saying how I didn't know it was good manners to get in front of people standing in line. Him and two other people he was with started giving me the whole "respect your elders" speech, and they started acting all pissy. This only fueled my smartassedness (yes, smartassedness). At the time I had really long hair (as some of you have seen from the "80's pic" I've posted here before), and the woman with the guy said to her friends, "Is that a boy or a girl? I really can't tell." At this point I said fuck any kind of manners I was holding on to. I told the woman I could assure her I was a man, more man than her husband. She said my penis would be too small to satisfy anyone (real mature of a 50-something year old woman), and I told her I would whip it out right there in the middle of Buckeye Subs. Apparently it was ok for her to go there, but not me. She immediately looked disgusted and said her son would never talk like that. I told her her son was a pussy and should learn to stand up for himself then. The guy that was originally talking to me then literally got in my face. At the time I was 6'1" 165 lbs, this guy was about 6'4" and probably 250...he was built. But I didn't back down, I stood right in his face. He asked me what I said and I told him he heard me. He just stood there trying to stare me down, and I told him to go ahead and hit me. At this point he just turned around and stood there silent the rest of the time we were in line. I'm sure they were absolutely livid that I was such a smartass, and I'm sure they thought I was a little punk. But I wasn't about to back down from some adults abusing the fact that they were in a group, just because I was a kid. i would write a book about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 This makes me think of a situation I was in one time when I was 17. Some buddies and I had gone to Buckeye Subs in Worthington for lunch. This older man pulls in behind us. We go inside and get in line, the guy comes in and the people standing in front of my buddies and I say "Hey there Bill! Go stand up there with your team."........... That's different though, I've always challenged authority even when I was a kid. I always asked questions when "adults" told me to do something. To me intelligence and respect don't come with age, you need to learn it. So if I was in your position I'd probably do something similar. But if I was the one starting shit and got called out on it, I'd never have the audacity to get an attitude back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 For the love of God, learn to spell, its pretty indicative of that fact that you are still kid too. I realized It was a loose loose situation and let the fucker go Behind my hose is a field, then about 100 yards or so is a playground for a school. LOOSE= FLOPPY, NOT TIGHT LOSE= NOT WINNING SITUATION HOSE= Flexible pipe HOUSE=something you live in I cant help but not feel pity when you acted like a child right back at them. Hell you're 24, you certainly have the right to take a kid to his parents and rat his ass out. Its your property and they violated that. Home cameras are perfect for this kind of situation. Look into it, because likely these boys will come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 For the love of God, learn to spell, its pretty indicative of that fact that you are still A kid too. LOOSE= FLOPPY, NOT TIGHT LOSE= NOT WINNING SITUATION HOSE= Flexible pipe HOUSE=something you live in I can't help but not feel pity when you acted like a child right back at them. Hell you're 24, you certainly have the right to take a kid to his parents and rat his ass out. It's your property and they violated that. Home cameras are perfect for this kind of situation. Look into it, because likely these boys will come back. You're right everyone makes McSteaks and this is the internet so how dare I misspell something or use improper punctuation. I’m goanna go to my room and pout now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 You're right everyone makes McSteaks and this is the internet so how dare I misspell something or use improper punctuation. I’m goanna go to my room and pout now. lol... i love how peopel cry about grammer an spelling... who cares. but thats just me :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 lol... i love hwo pepole cry about gramme r adn spelilng... who cares. but thats just m :bangbang: WTF... hear I fixxed it fo r you're carzy ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 WTF... hear I fixxed it fo r you. :finger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 :finger: Wan't quick enough for the ninja edit, and the sacrasim font would have worked wonders there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 You know those kids are just going to fuck with you more right? I suggest doing some of the things suggested to prank them back if they try (sprinkler/hose by the fence, electrified, etc...) But dont be surprised if your house gets egged, or any cars outside get fucked with. This all of course, depends on the brutality of the brats in question.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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