cinergi Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 :bangbang:This probably belongs in the best of craigs in my book: http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/1646652307.html For sale or trade Jeep Cherokee - $1800 (Mount Holly) Date: 2010-03-16, 11:59AM EDT Reply to: sale-rmbc3-1646652307@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] OK, let me start off by saying this Jeep is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Jeep would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. This Jeep was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 6 cycle engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Jeep also has an 5 sp transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once. It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $1,800 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. I dont know how many miles are on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. Rock on. Contact me either thru this craigs list link or at Michael.Lyle@baml.com Tags Trade for Car. Trade for Truck. Trade for 4 wheeler. Trade for Boat. Trade for Jet ski. Location: Mount Hollyit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyrhzrdGT Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 is that a cone filter on a PVC snorkel? Haha. Kudos to him for being creative, maybe this is how I'll sell my wrangler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Thats fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackDaddy43 Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I read something along the lines of this on best of craigs once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 is that a cone filter on a PVC snorkel? Haha. Kudos to him for being creative, maybe this is how I'll sell my wrangler. What are the stats on the Wrangler? I might be looking for one soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Well the listing has been removed. Funny listing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoMeSomeFun Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 ummm... those are the requirements for buying any xj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yeah, the ad got taken down. It either pissed liberals off with mentions of guns or it got flagged for best of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyrhzrdGT Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 What are the stats on the Wrangler? I might be looking for one soon. Check your PMs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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