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get some friends you loser

Have plenty thanks.

Yeah the parking lot hangouts are boring, there isn't any real racing going on anymore, and i sold my ATV. I need another hobby, hmmmm.

.......and no Paul I'm not buying a boat or jet ski.

u know u wanna... no speedlimits on the water....

 

How about you go get laid?

 

Meh

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  • 4 weeks later...
is soo flippen boring when its under 80 degrees !!!!!!!

 

 

want to rip my hair out im so bored, its too cold to get the boat/jetski out, thers nothing good goign on ahhhhhhhh :(

 

 

end whinny rant

 

This is where drinking on a patio comes in. Here's a sample to follow:

Step 1. Go to bar

Step 2. If at all possible, hit up happy hour.

Step 3. Continue drinking at half price, to include shots.

Step 4. Scan your surroundings for potential targets of opportunity.

Step 5. SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!

Step 6. Talk to potential targets, and offer them drinks.

Step 7. If step 6 fails, refer to STEP 5.

Step 8. If successful with STEP 6, act like you care what they have to say.

Step 9. If STEP 8 is successful, proceed to STEP 10.

Step 10. Breach the innder sanctum of her/their pants.

Step 11. Wash it off and leave.

Step 12. Send pics to friends.

Step 13. Sleep.

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This is where drinking on a patio comes in. Here's a sample to follow:

Step 1. Go to bar

Step 2. If at all possible, hit up happy hour.

Step 3. Continue drinking at half price, to include shots.

Step 4. Scan your surroundings for potential targets of opportunity.

Step 5. SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!

Step 6. Talk to potential targets, and offer them drinks.

Step 7. If step 6 fails, refer to STEP 5.

Step 8. If successful with STEP 6, act like you care what they have to say.

Step 9. If STEP 8 is successful, proceed to STEP 10.

Step 10. Breach the innder sanctum of her/their pants.

Step 11. Wash it off and leave.

Step 12. Send pics to friends.

Step 13. Sleep.

 

:lol: where have you been my whole life. I want as sig! :lol:

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