Doc1647545523 Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 I'm not sure that I'm ready for the 2011 Audi A8. It reads your handwriting, has optional 22-way power seats with 5 massage programs, can play 3 different movies simultaneously, and has nav that uses Google Earth and a 3g connection for RSS feeds, weather info, fuel prices and points of interest. http://www.windingroad.com/articles/lists/list-ten-cool-things-about-the-2011-audi-a8/?src=Nextscreen#1 http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/7-Internet_jpg_667x667_q100.jpg Doc: Unlock the driver's door, HAL. HAL: I'm afraid I can't do that, Doc. Doc: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Lol my dads business partner just ordered an L. I'm pretty pumped to see it. They are incredible on the inside and very understate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 What happens when it becomes self-aware? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 What happens when it becomes self-aware? It will leave you stranded in hilltop on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Very nice audi. I can't wait to see in car systems powered by android come available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Hal? where has hal been? OT: Wow, more money for google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 meh, when they make car that can cook diner then I'll be impress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 meh, when they make car that can cook diner then I'll be impress. done, long time ago. Proof its already happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 meh, when they make car that can message me into an orgasm then I'll be impressed. Fixed. Actually, I'd buy that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted October 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Hal? where has hal been? HAL does not equal Hal (Mr. Hal). You've got your villains confused. http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/hal9000.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 lol Doc, yes you can get the L and parade me around town if you'd like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 meh, when they make car that can cook diner then I'll be impress. IMPRESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Had it at work for 5 months now....very nice. Yes I know, it hasn't been out that long but, gov't connections and a euro spec ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'm not sure that I'm ready for the 2011 Audi A8. It reads your handwriting, has optional 22-way power seats with 5 massage programs, can play 3 different movies simultaneously, and has nav that uses Google Earth and a 3g connection for RSS feeds, weather info, fuel prices and points of interest. http://www.windingroad.com/articles/lists/list-ten-cool-things-about-the-2011-audi-a8/?src=Nextscreen#1 http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/7-Internet_jpg_667x667_q100.jpg Doc: Unlock the driver's door, HAL. HAL: I'm afraid I can't do that, Doc. Doc: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Did you get a chance to see the one on the showroom? When you come in next Saturday, go check it out. It's an impressive vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 Had it at work for 5 months now....very nice. Yes I know, it hasn't been out that long but, gov't connections and a euro spec ftw! details? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 The American model wasn't available. They had technology we wanted to test. They happened to have their magazine car stateside so they dropped it off at our garage. We beat on it for a few months and now it is sitting out in the other bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 Hal? where has hal been? OT: Wow, more money for google. I heard he was stalking some old dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamereric1 Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 That car is impressive and as long as I still control the driving of the car then I am happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 It will leave you stranded in hilltop on purpose. Negative. I grew up there but if I ever drive an R8 I will not be detouring through the hood - ever. Hal 9000 can suck it. On topic. I'm maybe a closet Audi guy at best (mostly a Mustang squirrel), but DO WANT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 The American model wasn't available. They had technology we wanted to test. They happened to have their magazine car stateside so they dropped it off at our garage. We beat on it for a few months and now it is sitting out in the other bay. hunted around a bit today for it...didn t see it, nor did I see your car.....were you gone by 4:30? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 hunted around a bit today for it...didn t see it, nor did I see your car.....were you gone by 4:30? Yep. 6-4:30 m-th. The Audi is in the truck bay behind a couple other cars. We may be doing some more tests on the WRC soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Yep. 6-4:30 m-th. The Audi is in the truck bay behind a couple other cars. We may be doing some more tests on the WRC soon. Does your car have the Google Maps system on it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Honestly, I couldn't tell you. Never had a need for it. The farthest it has ever been is MAG and I know how to get there. Other then that it is just on property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 What happens when it becomes self-aware? Sarah Conner will no longer lead a quiet life as a waitress at a diner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Nice car indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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