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Is there any other kind?

Yeah, the kind where you put on a condom that's been in your wallet for six months. Then while you're pounding away and all of a sudden it feels much better.. you bust a nut all up inside her because it's cool you're wearing a condom. Then when you pull out you look in horror as there is nothing except a the rubber band part around the base of your dick because it broke, but you turn around and rip it off real quick and don't tell her because you don't want a phone call in nine months.

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Yeah, the kind where you put on a condom that's been in your wallet for six months. Then while you're pounding away and all of a sudden it feels much better.. you bust a nut all up inside her because it's cool you're wearing a condom. Then when you pull out you look in horror as there is nothing except a the rubber band part around the base of your dick because it broke, but you turn around and rip it off real quick and don't tell her because you don't want a phone call in nine months.

 

i go for the "yea babe, of course I have one on your just really wet." approach

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