Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 So I am sitting here watching top gear while Lauren is working on her homework. she asks me to pause it so i do (as im laughing my ass off). She asks me the following question: "Does a woman get raped by a man, or does a man rape a woman?" something to do with action verbs or some shit, I was still laughing at topgear. Then i explain to her that topgear has made a combine into a snow plow that shoots grit out of the shoot and has a flame thrower on the back and they are catching shit on fire, busting out windows and plowing snow. Then she brings up the obvious point of what is more entertaining. it has to be topgear right? i mean who thinks rape is entertaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 There's no such thing as rape, only varying degrees of yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 fifty noes and a yes still means yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i know a rape victim, and its not cool. shes pretty fucked in the head now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i know a rape victim, and its not cool. shes pretty fucked in the head now. exactly my point, Topgear is way cooler than rape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i know a rape victim, and its not cool. shes pretty fucked in the head now. unfortunately im sure about everyone on this forum knows a rape victim. i know a few affected by it, and it's very damaging to a person. they say its the most violent crime anyone can live thru, second only to murder. so im gonna go out on a limb and say top gear is more entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 unfortunately im sure about everyone on this forum knows a rape victim. i know a few affected by it, and it's very damaging to a person. they say its the most violent crime anyone can live thru, second only to murder. . she was very close to me and this really hits home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 So she puts out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 they say its the most violent crime anyone can live thru, second only to murder. PS: You can't live through murder. Making Rape #1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 PS: You can't live through murder. Making Rape #1. You are amazing. In other news, poopra owners in columbus have figured out ways to live through murder. More at 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 You are amazing. In other news, poopra owners in columbus have figured out ways to live through murder. More at 11. I KNO RITE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 A man and a woman engage in rape together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i mean who thinks rape is entertaining? The rapist ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 So she puts out? Her mouth was saying no, but her eyes.... well they were saying no too but I didnt listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 PS: You can't live through murder. Making Rape #1. i meant its the first most violent crime you can live thru. second overall. hence, second only to murder. :asshole: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 she was very close to me and this really hits home. i know exactly how you feel bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Rape jokes ITT, people sensitive to rape jokes GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i know a rape victim, and its not cool. shes pretty fucked in the head now. :wtf:Terrible choice of words. Also, Id just like to say that it takes two to rape. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 I knew a girl that went down to OU as a freshman. Cute little virgin Christian chick. She got drunk at a party, the violently raped. The rape ended in a pregnancy, which she decided to abort. There were complications during the procedure, which made it so she can't have kids. Moral of the story..... Top Gear is way more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 So I am sitting here watching top gear while Lauren is working on her homework. she asks me to pause it so i do (as im laughing my ass off). She asks me the following question: "Does a woman get raped by a man, or does a man rape a woman?" something to do with action verbs or some shit, I was still laughing at topgear. Then i explain to her that topgear has made a combine into a snow plow that shoots grit out of the shoot and has a flame thrower on the back and they are catching shit on fire, busting out windows and plowing snow. Then she brings up the obvious point of what is more entertaining. it has to be topgear right? i mean who thinks rape is entertaining? Wait... Are you sure she wasn't asking if it was more entertaining for you to watch Top Gear or to rape her? If you ask me, I would've immediately after she asked me the first question, you know, to help answer it for her. You can always pause Top Gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Gape is not rape. Gape is more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 New Top Gear promotion... "Way Funnier Than Rape" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 WTF thread is WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Can you have girl on girl rape? Surprise scissor? Ambush finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Can you have girl on girl rape? Surprise scissor? Ambush finger? Magic finger in bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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