CRed05 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work. Not safe. Text description? She's a chunkier girl, appears to be older. It's not like the biggest ass you've ever seen, but your standard chunky butt that gives off a wiggle. It's bigger than what would be considered normal for a girl of even her size, she also has pretty big thighs. Bonus points for having a nice kooka, no roast beef there. That's the best I can do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Thread of the forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Bet that shit clapped when you hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 If she's chunky I'm fucking obese. That bitch is smoking hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 She's a chunkier girl, appears to be older. It's not like the biggest ass you've ever seen, but your standard chunky butt that gives off a wiggle. It's bigger than what would be considered normal for a girl of even her size, she also has pretty big thighs. Bonus points for having a nice kooka, no roast beef there. That's the best I can do. Hahahaha. I tried to +rep you just for using the word "kooka". Wouldn't let me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 lol this thread is epic. I want to see a picture of her but i'm at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted April 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Just tell her it was delicious and you couldn't resist...or it was nasty and you were trying to acquire a taste for it. That way it looks like you suffered for her. Enjoy. Ha, i was waiting for someone to say it. hate on haters, i always use protection and im clean as a whistle. Besides this all happened like 3 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted April 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Bet that shit clapped when you hit it. HELLLLL YEAH.... Its odd b/c i usually like more petite girls (my ex excluded) but i figured what the hell might as well try. She was a bit skinnier (if you want to call it that) back then and her boobs were a bit smaller, she got new ones last year when i saw her. Crazy thing, the bitch could eat too, and i dont mean cock i mean like 30$ worth of taco bell. She went through the taco bell drive through and ordered a box of 10 soft tacos ... FOR HERSELF! I walked into her hotel room and it was like an obese hoarder lived there, pizza boxes, fast food wrappers, chips, soda, shit was everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Hahahaha. I tried to +rep you just for using the word "kooka". Wouldn't let me... LOL I went ahead and + repped him for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 I would have thrown it to her as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 HELLLLL YEAH.... Its odd b/c i usually like more petite girls (my ex excluded) but i figured what the hell might as well try. She was a bit skinnier (if you want to call it that) back then and her boobs were a bit smaller, she got new ones last year when i saw her. Crazy thing, the bitch could eat too, and i dont mean cock i mean like 30$ worth of taco bell. She went through the taco bell drive through and ordered a box of 10 soft tacos ... FOR HERSELF! I walked into her hotel room and it was like an obese hoarder lived there, pizza boxes, fast food wrappers, chips, soda, shit was everywhere. Apparently F...king is hard work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 LOL I went ahead and + repped him for ya. Gracias. And in all seriousness, someone in the porn industry that eats and lives like Jabba the Hut? I think I'd have to decline. Not going to judge you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Ok I verified she is pretty hot. Her ass is a bit bigger than my g/fs and looks great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work. Not safe. Text description? i got you ,..................,,..,,..............+7ZI$8...............................,.,, ....................................7$ZZOOZ7O+OZ..............................,, ...................................?NO~:ZZZ~OOO7?............................... ..................................=D$:::7Z7$O7$7I?.............................. .......................... . ...:~D=::~7$+78DZ8D7=............................. ...................... .. ...$87~~$I:=I:ON7IIO............................. ....................... .... 7$O$~~~:~=?7OD8OD=............................. .................................=I$N:=+=~==+DID8?Z............................. .................. ............,.I8Z~?=~=?I$$$8N$............................. ............... .............78O~:~+I77+7O~N~,............................ ............... ... ....Z,. :,+?:::~~~~~:,........................... ............... ...,,..,:,,.:~~::::~===~:,.......................... ................. ....,...,,,~~:::::~~====~:,.....,................... .................... . ..,,.,,.,,::::,,::~~====+=:,,,,,,,,.................. ...................... .......,,.,:::,,,::~~=+++=~~::,,,,,,,.................. ............................,,,,,,,:::,,,,:~~+I?==+~::,,,,,..................... .............................,,,,.::,,,,::~=+7+==++=::,,,..,,................... ..............................,,,:,,,,,:~=+O7+=~~=~+~,,,,,,..................... ...............................::,,,,:~=+O$I+~~=====~:,,,,...................... ...........................,~+:,,,,:~=?8O$?+==+==?:+=~:,,....................... ..........................,,:+::,:~+I~::~~==+7+=I~++~~:,,....................... ..........................:.,:=I:+$:,,,,::~~===7+:+==~:,,,,..................... ..........................,:?,~$$~:,,,,,::=~~~$?:=+=~~:,,,,,,...... ............ ...........................,=7~7:,,,,,,,:::~~~+=++=~~~:,,,,,,................... ...........................,..::,,,,,,,,:::::~~=?+=~~:,,,,,..................... ................ ...........,,::,,,,,,,,,,:::~~~~==~:,,,,,,..................... ...........................,,::,,,,,,,,,,,::::~~~==~:,,,,,,..................... ..,M.~.....M..............,,,:,,,,,,,,,,,,::::~~~~=~::,,,....................... M.M.~MI==.I.M..=MMM:.....,,,:,,,,,,,,,,,:::::~~~~~?~~~:,........................ ....................... ,:::,,,,,,,,,,:::::~~~~~~Z~~~:......................... ...................... ,,:::,,,,:,,,:::::::~~~~~=Z~~~~:........................ ....................... ,:::::,:::::::::~~~~~~~===I~~~~~........................ ........................,::::::::~~~~~~~~~~~=====Z=~~~~~........................ ,......................:::::::::~~~=========++++$+=~~==~,....................... ,,,....................::::::::~~~====+?+++++?Z7+======~:,...................... ,,.....................::::::::~~===+++++7N8Z$?+=+++===~:,...................... ,,,,.,.................::::::~~~===++++++IDZ$7II?$7??++~::,............~....::~. ,,,,,,,................::::~~~~~~==+++???IO+=~~=========~:,,.................... GlassGiant.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 You should write a book. Chad Kultgen wrote a book of his experience with a bitch with a fat ass. He's famous, the book is titled "the average american male" Your book should be called "Fat Asses: A New Hope" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 i got you Great. Might get fired now. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 You should write a book. Chad Kultgen wrote a book of his experience with a bitch with a fat ass. He's famous, the book is titled "the average american male" Your book should be called "Fat Asses: A New Hope" ha, really? damn i'll have to read this book. it was pretty good but book worthy? maybe a decent size pamphlet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 time to upgrade.. http://www.dappercadaver.com/product_images/z/528/asylum_restraint_bed_34_$3000__66875_zoom.jpg I have no idea what dudes last girlfriend looked like, but it would have to be pretty bad for him to consider that chick an "upgrade". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I have no idea what dudes last girlfriend looked like, but it would have to be pretty bad for him to consider that chick an "upgrade". Who my ex-gf? She wasnt bad looking at all but she did put on some relationship weight (cough 40 fucking pounds cough) but how shallow is it to dump someone for that huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Who my ex-gf? She wasnt bad looking at all but she did put on some relationship weight (cough 40 fucking pounds cough) but how shallow is it to dump someone for that huh? You sir, are quickly becoming my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Yeah, 40 is too much...my buddy getting married in august told his fiance if she put on 10% of her current weight (like 108), she was gone...and she gets 6 months from a pregnancy to get back down to the limit. Lol Makes sense though, because hes a little guy (maybe 5'8, 120lbs)...wouldnt look right if she was bigger than him...hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Who my ex-gf? She wasnt bad looking at all but she did put on some relationship weight (cough 40 fucking pounds cough) but how shallow is it to dump someone for that huh? That's not shallow that's a damn good reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 You sir, are quickly becoming my hero. You need to up your standards my man. That's not shallow that's a damn good reason Thats exactly what i was thinking. shit i lost over 25lbs since december, working out, eating better. I do what i have to do to at least be presentable and not a fat slob shit she shouldve returned the favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 You need to up your standards my man. "I've found that if you have a goal that you might not reach it but if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal." ~ Peter Fellure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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