zeitgeist57 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'm coming back from a lunch appt...at the corner of Rich and Marconi Blvd downtown. Light turns green. POW!!! I get REARENDED in the Passat. My head hits the headrest. Even the person on my cell phone heard it (though, of course, I wasn't driving in City of Columbus with a cell phone to my ear)! I get out, and it's a '00s Mercury Sable. Cute-ish 20-something girl gets out, is freaking. She has 4 other friends in her car, they all have OS faces on. I'm good, she's shaking and babbling about how sorry she was. I'm staring at my bumper like David Caruso. I couldn't find a SINGLE F*%KING SCRATCH. I have a layer of dust and pollen on the entire rearend from driving all over the place this weekend...I go from one side of the car to the other, bottom of the bumper up to the trunk lid. NOTHING. She asks me if I want her info. I shook her hand, told her to be careful and have a great weekend. WHO NEEDS MOAR DRAMA IN THEIR LIFE, AMIRITE? +1 to Kevin Clifford for a Mercury-proof tough paint jerb on my bumper! :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Same thing happened to me in my '88 Civic in high school. That thing was a tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 B7 got rear ended at a red light last week. You can see her license plate in the bumper lol. Should probably have Kevin take a look at it. Seems like it's rear end season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Kudos to you Clay :thumbup: I've been in similar situations on both sides of that, I was not happy but the world needs less sue happy idiots and more of guys like you. I understand if it had fucked up your bumper you'd have wanted it fixed, but that was an awesome way to deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Let a 16 year old off a couple years ago in a similar situation. One scratch just not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I got rear ended leaving school in january of 2009. I made sure that fucker stuck around so his insurance would fix it. Damage was light but noticeable. No other blemishes on the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted April 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Funny thing was that right after I shook her hand, our light was still green and there were 2 CPD cars and one sheriff cruiser waiting on Marconi for their light to turn. I noticed they were all in a line, looking at the two of us pulled over. I went... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...got in my Passat, light turns red, and I drive through the intersection anyway in front of them. Cops continue eastbound towards the Courthouse. :fuckyeah: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Funny thing was that right after I shook her hand, the light was still green and there were 2 CPD and one sheriff cruisers waiting on Marconi. I noticed they were all in a line, looking at the two of us pulled over. I went... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...got in my Passat, light turns red, and I drive through the intersection anyway in front of them. Cops continue eastbound towards the Courthouse. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Lol, nice. I got rear ended in my sho, only 2 small holes from plate screws, but underneath, all the supports and absorbers were toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicranium Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I got front-ended by a lady in a DQ drive thru one time. Her kids were being brats so she decided to leave and just backed right up into me not having seen that I was back there in my old, tiny Corolla. Front bumper was already busted from something else (if I was a douche probably could have gotten that fixed out of this). Told her it was already messed up so don't worry about it and backed out so she could leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 You people are too nice. If you get hit there is damage, even if you can't see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I would have been like "Blowjob." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC66Bronco Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I would have been like "Blowjob." Don't forget to snap your fingers before you say it!:fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Pics of said girl and her 4 friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I dunno man. That's very nice of you, but those passats are pretty finicky. You may be driving to work tomorrow and your airbags go off. Those VAG electrical gremlins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Glad there was no damage! Sounds like they were just pretty oblivious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I get out, and it's a '00s Mercury Sable. Cute-ish 20-something girl gets out, is freaking. She has 4 other friends in her car, they all have OS faces on. I'll let the others here explain why you failed today. :gabe: Let's just say I have usually have a camera with me and this video would have ended up differently Kevin Kurgis is still there if you need him come Saturday when your neck hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downingracing Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 You people are too nice. If you get hit there is damage, even if you can't see it. This. I've been hit in a Civic and there was no visible damage - but the car had major damage under the trunk area. Enough to total loss the car. Rear bumper cover looked almost perfect too. Hopefully you don't have any 'real' damage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'll let the others here explain why you failed today. :gabe: Let's just say I have usually have a camera with me and this video would have ended up differently Kevin Kurgis is still there if you need him come Saturday when your neck hurts. I'm sure it want something like, "I'll forget this ever happened if you and your 4 friends show me your boobs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 + rep for cLay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'll let the others here explain why you failed today. :gabe: Let's just say I have usually have a camera with me and this video would have ended up differently Kevin Kurgis is still there if you need him come Saturday when your neck hurts. Thats lame Tim. Granted I would've asked for a video to be made too, but Kevin Kurgis would only have been called for my sore dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Same thing happened to me on Morse rd last year. She tore the shit out of her car and didnt do anything to my truck. I helped her pull her car in to the gas station and told her that we were all good. She had to get a tow though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustangman2011 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Hopefully there isnt damage underneath or your start hurting tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Shoulda fucked each one of them bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 "I wont call the police if you give me a hundo since ya hit me ya dig" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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