V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Girl with huge boobs needs your help. She's in her late 30's, her husband was a d bag and cheated on her. Being a single mom that works a lot she doesnt get out much. I think its been like 2 years since she has had sex so I figured I would come here to help her out. If you need to check sex with a black chick off of your bucket list let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 $65 an hour is my going rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Moved it to the Kitchen so I can blend in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 $65 an hour is my going rate Paying would make her feel dirty. What if I pay you and you act like you are doing it for love and attraction? Just please keep in mind... If you fall in love with her there will be an awkward scene where she runs away and you cry after telling her the truth about me paying you. She will probably smack you or throw a drink in your face as sad music plays in the background as well. We will both feel like we betrayed her at that moment. However, in the end she comes back and you live happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 So how big is this woman. Need weight guesstimate. What would you rate her from 1-10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 she must be extremely hot...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I think its been like 2 years since she has had sex so I figured I would come here to help her out. You are what I would call a good friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 So how big is this woman. Need weight guesstimate. What would you rate her from 1-10 I would guess 5'7'' 148 Shes a solid 4.3 - 8.1 depending on how much alcohol you have consumed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I would guess 5'7'' 148 Shes a solid 4.3 - 8.1 depending on how much you alcohol you have consumed. Drink a twelve pack and take a pic Oh, wait,... it doesnt work that way. post a pic, we will drink the beers, then report back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 But seriously..... :nopics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 post a pic of her tits, we will drink the beers, then report back Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Fixed yes, you did :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Fixed Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 You know how Beyonce looks right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 You know how Beyonce looks right? Are we talking when we are sober or drunk? If she looks as good sober as beyonce does, ohshit.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Are we talking when we are sober or drunk? If she looks as good sober as beyonce does, ohshit.gif Just trying to help you create a mental picture until I find one. Just keep in mind she looks nothing like Beyonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I take that back, the 8.1 was if the alcohol was mixed with pain killers and lsd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Found a pic on facebook. Drumroll please.. kidding, I havent found on yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I take that back, the 8.1 was if the alcohol was mixed with pain killers and lsd. Since I haven't been around long. who is CR's, alcoholic, lonely, virgin? :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Since I haven't been around long. who is CR's, alcoholic, lonely, virgin? :gabe: We all pretty much have lots of sex every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq198/jawon28/l_38d8ff68633e914b9fa6b3b834fc7619.jpg So... who wants some of that chocolate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 We all pretty much have lots of sex every night. I say we make a poll, and the person with the most votes HAS to fuck her :masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I say we make a poll, and the person with the most votes HAS to fuck her :masturboy: I already know who is going to get the most votes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq198/jawon28/l_38d8ff68633e914b9fa6b3b834fc7619.jpg So... who wants some of that chocolate? That's not even remotely close to 5'7 148lbs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.