Moostang Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2013/04/12/laurelville-police-chief-recovering-after-eating-entire-pot-laced-cake.html LAURELVILLE, Ohio - The Hocking County Sheriff's office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier. Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter. ”I got up in the morning and ate it -- the entire thing,” he said. Shortly after eating that cake, Berkemeier says he began to feel sick like never before. ”I thought I was dying,” he said. Berkemeier says all he could think to do was make the short drive from his home to the Laurelville police station for help. ”I don’t remember much of the drive here, even though it’s just a few blocks and was met by a couple of the medics from the fire department,” he said. Berkemeier tells 10TV medics transported him to Berger Hospital in Circleville where doctors performed tests to see what was wrong with him. ”I kept trying to explain to them this wasn’t getting any better. It just got worse,” he said. “I felt like I was out of my mind.” Berkemeier says a phone conversation from his hospital room revealed the source of his drugged feeling. Berkemeier’s daughter told the chief’s fiancée over the phone that the cake the police chief had eaten was laced with a high concentration of cannabis oil. ”My fiancée hung up the phone and called for the nurse and said, ‘Get a nurse here right away. I know what it is,’” Berkemeier said. Berkemeier says doctors gave him a sedative to sleep off the pot-laced cake’s effects -- effects he never wants to experience again. ”It was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life,” he said. Berkemeier says a friend of his daughter had brought the cake into their home. The Hocking County Sheriff’s office is investigating possible charges of corrupting another with drugs and assault. if it was his daughters, wouldn't a nice dad ask before eating all of her cake lol. I think its a cover up. He probably made it for himself, with evidence. Then got the incredible munchies and ate the whole thing. Scared, he might get caught or die, he goes to the hospital and blames someone "poisoned his cake with pot" lol. I dont see how they could make a case for corrupting another with drugs and assault when it wasnt even his cake to begin with. thats why you dont just randomly eat someone elses entire cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 What's "entire" mean? Maybe fattie shouldn't eat a whole fucking cake in the first place. Scooby Snack cake = feel like dying from the cannabis oil Devil's Food cake = feel like dying from the cholesterol blockage in his arteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 LOL I heard about this on the radio today and laughed. What a dummy for stealing someones cake. Thats what he gets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 Who have you seen... ever... eat an entire fucking cake? To add to that, first thing in the morning? Bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 I'm not reading he ate an entire cake rather and entire PIECE of cake. It says "SOME" cake. Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter. ”I got up in the morning and ate it -- the entire thing,” he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostang Posted April 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 Who have you seen... ever... eat an entire fucking cake? To add to that, first thing in the morning? Bullshit. Tru Dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 that's probably why he ate it. first time he saw a cake in the morning, so he thought "i gotta eat this thing, this will never happen again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 I'd feel like I'm dying if I ate an entire non-pot cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostang Posted April 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 so he thought "i gotta eat this thing, this will never happen again!" Same thing I would have thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 News at 11 next week will be that some pot-head stole his poop and smoked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 Just further proves my theory that it's mandatory every county cop be an overweight lardass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 Clearly nobody ever told this guy that the cake is a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 http://pcpsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fat-bastard.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 HockingcountyLOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 What's "entire" mean? Maybe fattie shouldn't eat a whole fucking cake in the first place. I just laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'm fat but damn.. a whole fucking cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BStowers023 Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 "Probably the scariest experience I've ever had." Pussy cop. Cop is a pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 "Probably the scariest experience I've ever had." Pussy cop. Cop is a pussy Well think about it, he's a cop. He can't come out and say "Holy shit, it was the best thing ever..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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