Mr. Jones Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Valet LOL. Talked to too many young guys who did valet work. Would not trust them with my riding mower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Valet LOL. Talked to too many young guys who did valet work. Would not trust them with my riding mower. Is your riding mower made by Audi as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Was not me! I walk 35 feet at least....... You picked up on what I was dropping...Just wanted to make sure CR wasn't sh!tting on one of their own:lol:: YELLOW LAMBO OWNERS SUCK!!!! ...except for you, Scotty...of course, you're cool. It's just OTHER yellow Lambo owners that suck...:ninja: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I valet my shit there all the time when I'm going to eat at Cantina. It's either valet and walk 20', or park and walk 20 miles. I'd rather pay the $5. The Cantina GM (when I was there a couple years ago) is a complete prick, but it's not a terrible place to get a bite. The valets at Polaris are not the typical valets. We had eyes in the sky on us at all times, restaurant GMs would tattle if they saw so much as a slightly spirited acceleration. That said, there was a guy who almost always had hardcore interracial porn on the screens of all his cars. One day he came in his Gallardo Spyder and one of the valets asked if he could turn the volume up all the way (our policy is that once a car is in our hands, we do not touch ANYTHING except absolutely necessary seat adjustments). 2 seconds later a red-faced manager from Brio comes running up to me huffing and puffing about how his entire patio just had to hear "FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH YOUR GIANT N****R DICK!!!". I told him that changing a customer's radio settings was the same as one of his servers bringing a steak to someone who ordered a vegetarian plate. Terrible job, but made for some of my most entertaining stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted April 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Younger blonde guy (maybe early 30s). No valet was on duty to ask if it was ok. Dude just pulled up and parked between the cones with the ass sticking out into the lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Younger blonde guy (maybe early 30s). No valet was on duty to ask if it was ok. Dude just pulled up and parked between the cones with the ass sticking out into the lane. It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool. edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool. edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe: Cool Story Bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Was not me! I walk 35 feet at least....... Why? You should have the valet meet you at your car door on a Segway so you do not risk scuffing your freshly polished Berluti's. **ProTip sponsored by Dr. Tilley** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Cool Story Bro. So cool you read it and thought "THIS DEMANDS A RESPONSE" edit: as I did with your equally enthralling story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 So cool you read it and thought "THIS DEMANDS A RESPONSE" edit: as I did with your equally enthralling story. http://i.imgur.com/ztsaCq8.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/ztsaCq8.jpg The only question I have is why did you even know that image exists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 The only question I have is why did you even know that image exists? Don't make RR slap you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Don't make RR slap you. pimp slap or prison guard slap? RAWSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledhead36 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool. edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe: That's because Ferrari owners are mostly Gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I saw D-Wiggs park a Lambo once in a video. He had 4 valets helping him park it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoolin_s14 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I saw D-Wiggs park a Lambo once in a video. He had 4 valets helping him park it. don't you mean push it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) This thread needs more pics from Tilley of chicks that 95% of CR wouldn't bang. Edited May 1, 2013 by 2highpsi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 You've reached baller status when the valet directs you to park your car directly opposite the front door of the establishment and tells you it's okay to lock your car and keep your own key. "We'll keep it right here so you won't have to wait when you pick it up. That's a beautiful car, sir, we'll keep a close eye on it for you." That's always worth a "folding favor" as far as I'm concerned. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You've reached baller status when the valet directs you to park your car directly opposite the front door of the establishment and tells you it's okay to lock your car and keep your own key. "We'll keep it right here so you won't have to wait when you pick it up. That's a beautiful car, sir, we'll keep a close eye on it for you." That's always worth a "folding favor" as far as I'm concerned. :fuckyeah: Condition that statement with "if it's busy." Valets are both incredibly hard working and incredibly lazy. I always told valets "give him the rock star spot". You'd be surprised how loose wallets become with that statement. Funniest times are when you ARE slammed and a you have to explain to a guy in a Gallardo that the Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe ahead of him costs 2x as much as his car, and that RR guy tipped 3x as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Was not me! I walk 35 feet at least....... I was about to say...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 was this the guy but in his lambo instead of ferrari? Call the police and watch him get arrested for battery and then LOL when his car is towed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledhead36 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 If you go to Ella Restaurant in New Albany, they have a "Lambo Parking Only" spot, no need for valet........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 If you go to Ella Restaurant in New Albany, they have a "Lambo Parking Only" spot, no need for valet........ I've seen the Spyder parked there before; I bank at US Bank right across the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledhead36 Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 yes, I was there tonight and did valet....but walked almost 50'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starkmaster03 Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Saw a dark gray Superleggera out tonight. One of my favorite colors for that model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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