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Was not me! I walk 35 feet at least.......

 

You picked up on what I was dropping...Just wanted to make sure CR wasn't sh!tting on one of their own:lol::

 

YELLOW LAMBO OWNERS SUCK!!!!

 

...except for you, Scotty...of course, you're cool. It's just OTHER yellow Lambo owners that suck...:ninja:

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I valet my shit there all the time when I'm going to eat at Cantina. It's either valet and walk 20', or park and walk 20 miles. I'd rather pay the $5.

 

The Cantina GM (when I was there a couple years ago) is a complete prick, but it's not a terrible place to get a bite.

 

The valets at Polaris are not the typical valets. We had eyes in the sky on us at all times, restaurant GMs would tattle if they saw so much as a slightly spirited acceleration.

 

That said, there was a guy who almost always had hardcore interracial porn on the screens of all his cars. One day he came in his Gallardo Spyder and one of the valets asked if he could turn the volume up all the way (our policy is that once a car is in our hands, we do not touch ANYTHING except absolutely necessary seat adjustments). 2 seconds later a red-faced manager from Brio comes running up to me huffing and puffing about how his entire patio just had to hear "FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH YOUR GIANT N****R DICK!!!". I told him that changing a customer's radio settings was the same as one of his servers bringing a steak to someone who ordered a vegetarian plate.

 

Terrible job, but made for some of my most entertaining stories.

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Younger blonde guy (maybe early 30s).

No valet was on duty to ask if it was ok.

Dude just pulled up and parked between the cones with the ass sticking out into the lane.

 

It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool.

 

edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe:

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It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool.

 

edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe:

 

Cool Story Bro.

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It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool.

 

edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe:

 

That's because Ferrari owners are mostly Gay.

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You've reached baller status when the valet directs you to park your car directly opposite the front door of the establishment and tells you it's okay to lock your car and keep your own key. "We'll keep it right here so you won't have to wait when you pick it up. That's a beautiful car, sir, we'll keep a close eye on it for you."

 

That's always worth a "folding favor" as far as I'm concerned. :fuckyeah:

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You've reached baller status when the valet directs you to park your car directly opposite the front door of the establishment and tells you it's okay to lock your car and keep your own key. "We'll keep it right here so you won't have to wait when you pick it up. That's a beautiful car, sir, we'll keep a close eye on it for you."

 

That's always worth a "folding favor" as far as I'm concerned. :fuckyeah:

 

 

Condition that statement with "if it's busy." Valets are both incredibly hard working and incredibly lazy. I always told valets "give him the rock star spot". You'd be surprised how loose wallets become with that statement.

 

Funniest times are when you ARE slammed and a you have to explain to a guy in a Gallardo that the Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe ahead of him costs 2x as much as his car, and that RR guy tipped 3x as much.

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