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I copied this from her online blog:

I have clung onto Clif for about 600 miles now, and I want to pass

along what I have learned so far...Today, we left the house at 4:30..

rode about 50 miles, then stopped to get a soda. I hope we never

stop at that store again... I swear I heard banjo picking when we

stopped the bike... *flash to Deliverance Scene* The clerk had on an

apron... a blood stained apron.. Just what do they do at these

podunk "Carry Outs"????? We bought our sodas, chugged them in the

parking lot and rode our happy hineys outta there... **shudder*

Anyway, We rode about another 20 miles then Clif got us on the

Highway to come home. Here are some things I have learned about

being a good passenger since we bought the bike:

1. Don't lean... I have a habit of leaning the opposite of the way

the bike is leaning.. I thought I was being helpful so the bike

wouldn't tip over

2. Lady bugs HURT when they hit you in the face at 60 mph...

3. Don't wiggle around when on loose gravel...

4. Zip up the leather jacket before getting on behind the driver...

its not easy to do at 60 mph.

5. Always go potty before leaving the house and try to go potty at

every stop...

6. Never tell the driver that you have to pee... He will hit every

bump in the road he can find... guess he wouldn't if I just... um

nevermind...

7. Always have a helmet that actually fits your head... If the

helmet is too big, all the air that is hitting you in the face goes

up your forehead and into the helmet making it feel like one of those

parachutes the race cars throw out the rear to slow down... Only its

not slowing down the bike, just trying to rip your head off.

8. Always wear sunglasses. My bangs kept hitting me in the eyes

making me have to ride down the road with them shut...

9. Always ask the driver to empty his mouth of chewing tobacco

before you start riding... spit stains on pant legs DOES NOT come out.

10. Don't look at your shadow and see some funny thing hovering over

your head and panic because you think its a bug... its only the

radio antenna...

11. Relax and Enjoy the ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I no longer bury my head in the middle of Clif's back and I have

loosened my death grip on his jacket to just a light "Remember I am

back here and will panic easy if you screw around" touch on his

sides... **Pats self on the back** Now I just hafta learn a graceful

way of getting on and off the bike... If you see us.. don't watch

me!!!

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KruelHouse Mentor

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:lol: @ leaning the opposite way of the bike so it doesn't tip over.....

You laugh, but I actually had someone do that to me once. Kinda scary when approaching a corner and the bike keeps trying to track "straight":eek:

Needless to say, a hearty lecture ensued... Waste of time as it was her last ride with me anyway.

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You laugh, but I actually had someone do that to me once. Kinda scary when approaching a corner and the bike keeps trying to track "straight":eek:

Needless to say, a hearty lecture ensued... Waste of time as it was her last ride with me anyway.

yea I loud and clear tell them to just relax and not lean.

preaching :rulez: to anyone.

@ the helmet comment, not only does having the wrong size helmet cause a parachute affect, wearing the wrong size helmet can increase your risk of serious injury or death in an accident.

heres a interesting video if you don't know much about helmet sizes

http://lcchoppers.com/2009/03/are-you-wearing-the-correct-he.html

and btw i'm 99% sure I'm wearing the wrong size helmet :eek:

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10. Don't look at your shadow and see some funny thing hovering over

your head and panic because you think its a bug... its only the

radio antenna...

radio antenna? must be a goldwing

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