EPIC thread...almost beyond comprehension.

[Harb67]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1745578

Guy is driving along and takes a picture of a riced out Beretta and posts it to a forum he posts on. Owner of said Beretta finds pics, signs up on the website, and hilarity insues.

[cmoosego]

holy crap dude that was f-n hilarious!!! squidly dude thought his beretta was the shiznat!!! WTF???? and the added 2x4 roof spoilers with the overspray was f-n priceless... and the halfassed hood scoop with a ton of silicone adhesive to hold the k&n to the hood.... WOW!! what a f-tard! On top of wasting money on NOS.....

[NinjaNick]

Wow! Guy needs to realized if you want a fast car...buy a new one.

[cmoosego]

Wow! Guy needs to realized if you want a fast car...buy a new one.

or pull off the radiator cap and put a corvette under it.....

[NinjaNick]

I love this quote! :lol:

well i think ive officially found the end of the internet.

[justin0469]

wow, i dont know...that seems a little too coincidental... but hilarious

[NinjaNick]

Car guys are always such douchebag morons.

[NinjaNick]

wow, i dont know...that seems a little too coincidental... but hilarious

No, he took pictures of him holding his phone showing the time next to the car to prove it. It's for real man. I think he thinks he's funny driving a car like that when in all reality it makes him look like an idiot.

there's vehicles at Wright State University that have home air conditioners and figurines glued all over the car! trust me this shit happens man.

[OfcMav]

and im pretty sure dude with the beretta is a mental

[FocusDave01]

...all i got to say...

[cmoosego]

No, he took pictures of him holding his phone showing the time next to the car to prove it. It's for real man. I think he thinks he's funny driving a car like that when in all reality it makes him look like an idiot.

there's vehicles at Wright State University that have home air conditioners and figurines glued all over the car! trust me this shit happens man.

theres one's like that here in cbus around the short north ... I saw one guy was growing chia pet on his VW bug... and another was a newer cavalier with barbie dolls glued all over it.... f-n nuts I tell ya...

[FocusDave01]

i think i really have reached the end of the internet...

[cmoosego]

i think i really have reached the end of the internet...

I saw the bottom of my shot glass.... so I got out another bottle of whiskey....

[max power]

That picnic table wing screwed to the Beretta knows an awesomeness that few mortals will ever understand.

[Fonzie]

I love this quote! :lol:

Quote: well i think ive officially found the end of the internet.

OMFG.....I'm only on page 1 & laughing so hard I'm crying!! Here's a couple other good ones..........

the spoiler was added by the PO (Previous owner) and will be removed soon, it is functional but does not suite my taste.

Reeeally....'Ya think?!?

I know its not the best looking car on the road, but I am in the process of getting a maaco paint job and some body work done.

Oh $HIT......Can't....breeeathe

I put down 190hp to the front wheels with the 50 shot, which yielded me a 8.9 @ 93mph in the 1/8th mile.

Edited April 19, 2009 by Fonzie

[12oclocker]

[BonkerS]

Holy wow! That crap with the figurines isn't just in Dayton there. We had one around here we called the "Cat Man." I kid you not, this car had probably at least 50 or so cat figurines glued to it...large ones at that!

That was pretty freaking funny though...best comment:

"For some reason my penis shrinks everytime I read another post in this thread. If I don't stop reading it soon I'm going to have a vagina.

Oh well, at least I'll be able to finger myself with out my finger smelling like poo. "

[cmoosego]

Holy wow! That crap with the figurines isn't just in Dayton there. We had one around here we called the "Cat Man." I kid you not, this car had probably at least 50 or so cat figurines glued to it...large ones at that!

That was pretty freaking funny though...best comment:

"For some reason my penis shrinks everytime I read another post in this thread. If I don't stop reading it soon I'm going to have a vagina.

Oh well, at least I'll be able to finger myself with out my finger smelling like poo. "

I'm not sure if the thread went gay or not....It kinda did... didn't it?

[SchmuckGirl]

that's pretty funny....I liked the women's heating pad around the nitrous bottle.....

[that dude]

looks the like f-n car is ready for take off..he needs to be bitch slapped

[EagleCock]

good for a few lolz

[smashweights]

there's vehicles at Wright State University that have home air conditioners and figurines glued all over the car! trust me this shit happens man.

haha, you're talkin about The Van. my friend owns that thing. don't deny it, you're a little bit jealous inside.

[kawi kid]

did anyone catch the rap the one guy made???

Rice, Rice, Baby....

Red light, STOP! Decelerate and listen,

ProjectRetta's back with an old busted engine.

Something, so damned unsightly,

Probably breaking down daily and nightly

Will it ever start?

Yo, I don't know.

Interior lights... INDIGLO.

To the mundane like my cargo shorts and sandals

Abercrombie and Fitch yea I'm damn cool

Rice, rice, baby....

[NinjaNick]

haha, you're talkin about The Van. my friend owns that thing. don't deny it, you're a little bit jealous inside.

The van with the A/C sticking in the rear passenger window? Or the vehicle with the home mailbox and figurines glued all over it?

[DollFace]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1745578

Guy is driving along and takes a picture of a riced out Beretta and posts it to a forum he posts on. Owner of said Beretta finds pics, signs up on the website, and hilarity insues.

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