SRTurbo04 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) Guy jumps off cliff into a harbor and is greeted by a great white shark. HOLY CRAP ide of shat my pants! Edited June 12, 2014 by Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 That's why I would always suggest you go 2nd. I agree that I'd be chumming the water with last nights chipotle..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 "Holy shit"......LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acklac7 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 SHARKS LOL http://www.ohiogamefishing.com/photopost/watermark.php?file=34017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 the reddit thread leads to a video of a guy giving his pet dolphin a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I would have shit in my trunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 This is why I don't like to swim in the ocean or any other large natural body of water. There is shit out there we have no idea about that might or might not want to taste human to see if they like it. This has been all over this week: http://news.discovery.com/animals/sharks/shark-eat-shark-are-great-white-sharks-cannibals-140611.htm Something killed and ate a freaking 9 foot great white shark. Could be a whale, could be a bigger shark, could be a Krackin, could have been Kristie Alley, but no matter what it was that's some scary stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 That might be the best video I've ever seen. Wow, I bet he's never felt more alive when get got back on that rock. I've never been afraid of beaches, I'm always the one that tries to go as far into the ocean as possible. But harbors and places like where this took place, fuck that. A couple of years ago I was in Cabo riding on a jetski with a girl sitting on the back holding on to me. We stopped right in front of that famous rock with the hole in it, when she threw the balance off and tipped the damn ski over. We got back on the ski in record time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 It wasn't in an aggressive stance it was just curious as to wtf he was, wasn't going nearly fast enough and just wanted a sense of what he was. Sharks don't like us we have too much bone, we just sadly look like seals when on top of the water. Still be scared shitless lol They are amazing creatures and when you are in the water you are no longer in control, they are and I wouldn't want to be on the business end lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 It wasn't in an aggressive stance it was just curious as to wtf he was, wasn't going nearly fast enough and just wanted a sense of what he was. Sharks don't like us we have too much bone, we just sadly look like seals when on top of the water. Still be scared shitless lol Last words of the guy who just got eaten by a shark lol. J/k. I would have also muddied the water! I'd love to do one of those cage diving vacations off southern California, it'd be a rush! This would be a heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 This is why I don't like to swim in the ocean or any other large natural body of water. There is shit out there we have no idea about that might or might not want to taste human to see if they like it. This has been all over this week: http://news.discovery.com/animals/sharks/shark-eat-shark-are-great-white-sharks-cannibals-140611.htm Something killed and ate a freaking 9 foot great white shark. Could be a whale, could be a bigger shark, could be a Krackin, could have been Kristie Alley, but no matter what it was that's some scary stuff... Not only that but there was also a story of a 60ish year old dude on a crocodile sightseeing boat trip in Australia with his family that was FUCKING RIPPED OUT OF THE BOAT AND EATEN BY A CROC! Fuck that. When I was in French Polynesia I was face to face with a humpback and scared shitless, I can't imagine being surprised by a shark like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewtoys Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 NO Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Last words of the guy who just got eaten by a shark lol. J/k. I would have also muddied the water! I'd love to do one of those cage diving vacations off southern California, it'd be a rush! This would be a heart attack. I go SCUBA once a year at least and have been up close to a lot of sharks (not a great white yet) but we were taught to look for signs of aggression and how they act. They are normally quite curious like a non furry puppy but have been taught when humans are around we get food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I'd love to do one of those cage diving vacations off southern California, it'd be a rush! Ever since these became popular, shark attacks have increased. http://www.stopsharkcagediving.com/anti_shark_cage_diving_facts.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Funny thing is, I'd love the cage dive , but you'll never catch me on a surfboard in great white territory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 This is why I don't like to swim in the ocean or any other large natural body of water. There is shit out there we have no idea about that might or might not want to taste human to see if they like it. This has been all over this week: http://news.discovery.com/animals/sharks/shark-eat-shark-are-great-white-sharks-cannibals-140611.htm Something killed and ate a freaking 9 foot great white shark. Could be a whale, could be a bigger shark, could be a Krackin, could have been Kristie Alley, but no matter what it was that's some scary stuff... Yep and of course theres people out there reporting what seems to be a massive great white (megalodon?). Could have swallowed that 9 footer whole, and love the deep (that report shows the tracer going down further than most great whites do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Hey, mister! That fence is there for a reason! That'll fucking wake you up. I wouldn't have ever taken my eye off him while I calmly and quickly swam back. You don't want to start acting like prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Hey, mister! That fence is there for a reason! That'll fucking wake you up. I wouldn't have ever taken my eye off him while I calmly and quickly swam back. You don't want to start acting like prey. I honestly have no idea what I would do in that situation. I'd like to think that I would keep an eye on the shark, but who the hell knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Swim right up to it and punch it in the dick. That'll show it who's boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Fake.Video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 It wasn't in an aggressive stance it was just curious as to wtf he was, wasn't going nearly fast enough and just wanted a sense of what he was. Sharks don't like us we have too much bone. Aggressive stance? Dude, all they do is eat and shit for a living....and so far as us an bones....then why the fuck do they tend to chomp peoples limbs off? Just playing with ya, but in reality, any stance from a great white is aggressive IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Aggressive stance? Dude, all they do is eat and shit for a living....and so far as us an bones....then why the fuck do they tend to chomp peoples limbs off? Just playing with ya, but in reality, any stance from a great white is aggressive IMO. If they wanted to kill us they would, they bite thinking we are a seal or other fatty mammal, then once they realize we are not what they thought they will let go. Also, yes they do have an aggressive stance and this is not aggressive, it was just swimming when something made noise above it and it investigated. The body language of the shark tells the story of what it is thinking. take a few SCUBA classes and they can teach you what to look for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 There's a video on YouTube that shows that this is fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 That might be the best video I've ever seen. Wow, I bet he's never felt more alive when get got back on that rock. I've never been afraid of beaches, I'm always the one that tries to go as far into the ocean as possible. But harbors and places like where this took place, fuck that. A couple of years ago I was in Cabo riding on a jetski with a girl sitting on the back holding on to me. We stopped right in front of that famous rock with the hole in it, when she threw the balance off and tipped the damn ski over. We got back on the ski in record time Are there are lots of sharks around that place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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