wagner Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I've been pretty bad when some fight-for-15 type jacks up my coffee order, but not enough to the point where I crap on the floor and toss it like an angry monkey. https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960?utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 saw that on live leak yesterday. I lol'd. I wonder what lead to to that. I mean, If I ask an establishment if I may use their restroom and they say, "no", chances are good that I may poop on your floor, because hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But even in that situation, i'm not tossing my feces at someone afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I can see getting pissed off but that's a shitty move on her part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I can see getting pissed off but that's a shitty move on her part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 she looked to have a decent pooper for a milf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 WOW. I bet she's a crazy lay though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 saw that on live leak yesterday. I lol'd. I wonder what lead to to that. I mean, If I ask an establishment if I may use their restroom and they say, "no", chances are good that I may poop on your floor, because hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But even in that situation, i'm not tossing my feces at someone afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Okay Wagner, we get it, you like shit throwing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 My brother got monkey poop thrown on him when we were really little. I think he was 2 or 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 What a time to be alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I was impressed. I'd have to premeditate crapping on the floor for at least 2-3 minutes before performing the act. I'd be simultaneously yelling at the employee and loading Torpedo Tube 1 to drop a deuce that quickly. TH Employee: "Uhh, Mister Clay? I'm sorry your Tim Horton's coffee was cold, but your face looks really red and veins are popping out of your neck..." Angry Me: "Hang on...I'm going to teach you guys a lesson!!! Hang....on....hnnngh...could all of you just turn around for a sec? I'm still really pissed off at all of you but I can't teach you guys a lesson when you're staring at me. Hnnngh....hnnngh....I'm totally going to teach everyone a lesson...in about 1 minute or so...":lol: Also, that is a move you make when this world has nothing else to give you, that you've extracted all the value out of society that you could ever need. We all get hangry from time to time, but this is a finishing move you need to contemplate before executing. There's no putting that cat back in the bag.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 What a savage broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I read where she had "issues" at this location before and was "known" to police. Now, how bad do you have to fuck up in life to be banned from a Tim Hortons bathroom? I bet the cops have some great stories about this hot mess express... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharris89 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Is there a Walmart next door? There’s lots of people with shit stains walking around there. Maybe that’s the reason. They just had to throw poop at TH next door and now they need another Mountain Dew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I was impressed. I'd have to premeditate crapping on the floor for at least 2-3 minutes before performing the act. I'd be simultaneously yelling at the employee and loading Torpedo Tube 1 to drop a deuce that quickly. TH Employee: "Uhh, Mister Clay? I'm sorry your Tim Horton's coffee was cold, but your face looks really red and veins are popping out of your neck..." Angry Me: "Hang on...I'm going to teach you guys a lesson!!! Hang....on....hnnngh...could all of you just turn around for a sec? I'm still really pissed off at all of you but I can't teach you guys a lesson when you're staring at me. Hnnngh....hnnngh....I'm totally going to teach everyone a lesson...in about 1 minute or so...":lol: Also, that is a move you make when this world has nothing else to give you, that you've extracted all the value out of society that you could ever need. We all get hangry from time to time, but this is a finishing move you need to contemplate before executing. There's no putting that cat back in the bag.... :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 What a savage broad. I hear she does anal. Bonus points for what looked to be a clean pinch-off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Strange boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Definitely crossing the nuclear threshold with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 have you guys read the comments section of the deadspin article? Pure. Comedy. Gold. "Horton, here's a poo!" <----love it Once upon a time I worked in a Barnes and Noble Bookstore during the holidays. I've seen trails of liquid poo leading to the bathroom, bathrooms where it looked like an explosion that required me to clean the ceiling, overflowed toilets that you could play battleship on the floor with the turds, a little kid that pissed in the corner of the children's section every story time, a woman over the clothes masturbating in a chair while reading the erotic novels...you name it. But I have never seen anybody ever shit it on demand and throw it. Never. I also never again worked a retail job of any kind, so maybe that had something to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 TH Employee: "Uhh, Mister Clay? I'm sorry your Tim Horton's coffee was cold, but your face looks really red and veins are popping out of your neck..." Angry Me: "Hang on...I'm going to teach you guys a lesson!!! Hang....on....hnnngh...could all of you just turn around for a sec? I'm still really pissed off at all of you but I can't teach you guys a lesson when you're staring at me. Hnnngh....hnnngh....I'm totally going to teach everyone a lesson...in about 1 minute or so...":lol: Tears, so funny, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 The 2 active threads on CR right now: "bad gas" and "woman poops on floor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 TH Employee: "Uhh, Mister Clay? I'm sorry your Tim Horton's coffee was cold, but your face looks really red and veins are popping out of your neck..." Angry Me: "Hang on...I'm going to teach you guys a lesson!!! Hang....on....hnnngh...could all of you just turn around for a sec? I'm still really pissed off at all of you but I can't teach you guys a lesson when you're staring at me. Hnnngh....hnnngh....I'm totally going to teach everyone a lesson...in about 1 minute or so...":lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 OMG I'm laughing so hard. I gotta go poo now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Taking a second look at this I bet it's all a misinterpretation. Coffee acts swiftly and violently, right Mitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 She scooped and threw what appeared to be every last gram of her shit. If she shit on the floor in the open, what the hell did she do in the bathroom before that to be banned from it? I'm sorry, I'm not grabbing shit, even my own, with a bare hand. She was nuttier than a squirrel turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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