Glossarry of terms from the "cock" thread

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Glossary of terms for some of the stuff posted in

http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=31954

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ACCIDENT

An unanticipated pregnancy

ADDICTED TO LOVE

The inability to not feel intense feelings for someone

ANAL ASTRONAUT

A person who engages in anal sex

ANAL BEADS

String beads that are inserted into the anal cavity and pulled like a lawnmower

ANAL LUBRICANT

Slippery liquid used to facilitate penetration of the rectum

ANAL PROBE

Device designed to be inserted into the anal cavity

ANALINGUS

Licking the anus

ANGRY DRAGON

To ejaculate into a partner's mouth, say something shocking (i.e. "I slept with your sister"), and have he or she choke in surprise, making the semen come out of his or her nose. Also known as the Alaskan Firedragon.

ANKLE CUFFS

Restraints used to hold one's ankles apart

APHRODISIAC

Any chemical substance that stimulates the host sexually when consumed

AROUND THE WORLD

Analingus

ASS HAMSTER

A small rodent used to stimulate the anus

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BABY BATTER

Semen

BABY DADDY

The father of a woman's child, when the parents aren't married and the father often isn't paying for child support

BABY OIL

A slippery lubricant

BACHELOR PARTY

A festival celebrating and lamenting the end of singleness generally held shortly before a wedding

BACK DOOR MAN

Homosexual

BALD HEADED HERMIT

Penis

BALDY

Genitalia without pubic hair

BALL AND CHAIN

A derogatory term used to describe one's significant other

BALL COLLAR

A device worn around the testicles

BALL GAG

A device placed in a person's mouth to prevent speech. Often used in S&M.

BALL WEIGHTS

Heavy objects attached to testicles to make them longer

BANANA HAMMOCK

Skimpy and disgusting male underwear such as a thong or g-string

BARE BACKING

Anal intercourse without a condom

BARELY LEGAL

A girl who is just barely above the legal age to have sex with an older man

BASKET WEAVER

A man wearing tight pants that reveal his genitalia

BEAR SKIN RUG

A floor mat of an animal pelt.

BEARD BURN

To experience a burning feeling from a partner's beard rubbing against one's skin

BEARDED CLAM

Female genitalia

BEAT THE MEAT

Masturbation

BEAVER

Female genitalia

BED AEROBICS

To have sexual intercourse.

BED HOP

To jump from bed to bed, often used to describe a sexually promiscuous individual

BEDROOM EYES

A sexy facial expression conveying interest in sexual activities

BEDROOM JOCKEY

One who rides another in the sleeping chamber

BEEF GRAVY

Semen

BEEFCAKE

An attractive male

BEER GOGGLES

When members of the opposite sex appear more attractive than reality due to the excessive consumption of alcohol

BENDER

A penis that is not straight

BEN-WA BALLS

Round objects designed to cause sexual pleasure when rocking while inserted inside the vagina or anus

BESTIALITY

Sex with animals

BIG BULGE

A visible lump in a man's trousers caused by a large or erect penis

BIRTHDAY SUIT

Naked; a person's naked body

BISEXUAL

A person who is sexually attracted to both males and females

BITE A NIPPLE

To use one's teeth to grip the small protuberance of the breast

BLIND DATE

A date that is setup between two willing partners where neither one knows the physical appearance of the other until the date begins

BLINDFOLD

Fantasy sex where one or both partners have their eyes covered, or, a blindfold

BLOW IN HIS EAR

To forcibly exhale in the direction of a male's body part used to detect sound

BLOW JOB

Fellatio

BLOW THE LOAD

Ejaculate

BLOW UP DOLL

A sex toy made of vinyl or rubber that can be filled with air to resemble a woman

BLUE BALLS

A term used to describe a person's testicles who has not had an orgasm in over 24 hours; or the feeling a man has after intense arousal that does not end in orgasm

BLUE VEINED TRUMPET

Penis

BOBSLED

A sexual position resembling people on a bobsled

BODY PAINT

Liquid material applied to the skin to enhance its appearance

BODY SHOTS

Alcoholic beverages licked off of a person or a tequila shot when the salt is

licked off of somebody

BONDAGE

A sexual practice where participants use restraints to limit or prevent movement

BONER

Erection

BOOB JOB

Plastic surgery to enlarge the size of breasts

BOOTY CALL

A late-night call to a prospective lover

BOWLING BALL

To insert two fingers into a female's vagina and one into her anus.

BOX LUNCH

Oral Sex on a female

BOXERS OR BRIEFS

A man's choice of undergarments

BOY TOY

A male partner enjoyed for sex as opposed to companionship

BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX

Removing most of a female's pubic hair

BROTHEL

A place where prostitutes work

BROWN QUEEN

A male homosexual

BUBBLE BATH

A product designed to create very thin films of liquid forming a ball around air in a bathroom fixture filled with water and used for cleaning humans

BUBBLE BUTT

A nice round behind.

BUCKING BRONCO

The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

BUFF THE HAPPY LAMP

Male masturbation

BUMP AND GRIND

Sex

BUMP UGLIES

Sex

BUMPER TO BUMPER

When two women, generally lesbians, push their genitalia together in a scissors position

BUN IN THE OVEN

Pregnant

BUSH

Female pubic hair

BUTT PLUG

A sex toy designed to be placed in the anus

BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH

Tingly sensation in your stomach due to anxiety; often associated with young love

BUTTERFLY

Sexual position in which male and female are both sitting up, facing each other, leaning back

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CALL GIRL

Female prostitute

CAMEL TOE

When a female's labia majora can be seen through clothing

CANOODLE

Kissing passionately, often in public to be mentioned in Page Six

CARPET MUNCH

Cunnilingus

CATCHER

A male who receives anal penetration; see "pitcher"

CAVITY SEARCH

To probe a person's orifices, generally in search of contraband

CEILING INSPECTOR

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on his or her back during sex

CENTERFOLD

1. A sexually desirable person. 2. the person in the photographs of the centerfold of erotic magazines.

CHASTITY BELT

Old fashioned device fastened around a woman's waist to prevent sex

CHICK MAGNET

Male who seems to attract lots of women

CHICKEN RANCH

A famous brothel outside Las Vegas

CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT

Edible chocolate designed to be licked off a person's body

CHOCOLATE HIGHWAY

The rectum

CHOCOLATE STARFISH

Anus

CHOKE THE CHICKEN

Masturbation

CHUBBY

Erect penis

CIRCLE JERK

Masturbation

CLEAN THE KITCHEN

Analingus

CLEAVAGE

Attractive gap that occurs between two female breasts when close together

CLEVELAND STEAMER

When a person defecates on another person's chest

CLIMAX

Sexual peak; orgasm

CLITORIS

A small but all-important part of the female genitalia

CLOSE THE DEAL

Have sex

CLOSET EXHIBITIONIST

A person who pretends not to enjoy being looked at naked

CLUB

Penis

CLUB SANDWICH

Double penetration; two men engaging in simultaneous sex with one woman

COLD FEET

Apprehensive

CONSUMMATE A MARRIAGE

To have sex following the ceremony of matrimony

CORN HOLE

Anus

COUGAR

An older woman, usually over thirty-five, who prefers to "hunt" for younger men as sexual partners.

CROSS DRESSER

Wearing clothing generally associated with the opposite gender

CROSSING SWORDS

To accidentally rub one's penis against the other man's penis during double penetration.

CROTCHLESS PANTIES

Female undergarments without the center section that covers the genitalia

CRUISE FOR CHICKS

Searching for females

CUDDLING

Romantic practice of being close to each other, particularly in a bed or on a sofa.

CUNNILINGUS

Oral sex performed on a woman; specifically, licking the clitoris of a woman to produce an orgasm.

CUPCAKE

A term of endearment

CYBER SEX

Foreplay, dirty talking and self-touching that takes place when two people work each other up, communicating through their PCs

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DAISY CHAIN

Simultaneous sexual stimulation and masturbation done by a group of people in an orgy setting forming a circle or chain

DAISY DUKES

Short shorts

D-CUP

A large size of a woman's undergarment to cover and support the breasts

DEAD SOLDIER

A flaccid penis

DEEP THROAT

Oral sex on a male where the entire penis is placed in the mouth

DENTAL DAM

A safe sex barrier, usually made of a flat sheet of latex, used when performing oral sex on women.

DIAPHRAGM

A contraceptive device resembling a small frisbee inserted into the vagina to cover the cervix

DILDO HARNESS

A dildo (Cylindrical sex toy, often shaped like a penis, used to penetrate the vagina or anus - generally a toy with no moving parts) that is worn by someone, attached to a harness, so that it can be thrust into a partner like a penis.

DINE AT THE Y

Cunnilingus

DIRTY GIRL

A sexually adventurous or promiscuous female

DIRTY OLD MAN

Refers to a man of greater than middle age who has sexual desires for younger sexual partners.

DIRTY SANCHEZ

A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

DOCK YOUR YACHT IN HAIR HARBOR

Sex

DOGGY STYLE

A sexual position where the male is behind the female

DOMINATRIX

A woman who humiliates a man for pay or pleasure

DONKEY SHOW

An exhibition of bestiality between a woman and a donkey

DOUBLE BAGGING

Placing the testicles in one's mouth

DOUBLE DATE

A date participated in by two couples.

DOUBLE DILDO

A sex toy with two ends designed to stimulate two people

DOUBLE PENETRATION

Penetration of the vagina and anus simultaneously.

DRAG QUEEN

A man dressed as a woman

DREAM GIRL

The ideal woman

DRY HUMPING

The art of practicing sexual stimulation with clothes on, without penetration

DUMB STICK

Penis

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EASY ACCESS

Clothing that allows unfettered access to the sex organs

EDIBLE UNDERWEAR

A candy undergarment

EGGS IN THE BASKET

Testicles in a tight undergarment of bathing suit

EIFFEL TOWER

A threesome involving two men and a woman, where one man is behind the woman and another in front, and the two men high-five each other to form the shape of the Eiffel Tower.

EJACULATE

To eject or discharge semen from the penis

ERECTION

A tumescent, or hard, penis

EXOTIC DANCER

A male or female stripper

EXTRA LARGE SIZED CONDOMS

Contraceptives designed for men with large penises

EYE CANDY

An attractive person

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FACIAL

The act of ejaculating on a person's face

FAKE NIPPLES

A protuberance resembling or suggesting the nipple of a breast

FAKE ORGASM

The misrepresentation of sexual climax

FAMILY JEWELS

Testicles

FEEL HER UP

To sexually grope, to touch or handle the breasts, buttocks, legs or crotch

FELCHING

To ejaculate into an anus and then lick or suck the semen out.

FELLATIO

Placing one's mouth on the penis

FERTILITY DRUGS

Medicinal drugs used to enhance fertility or increase the likelihood of pregnancy.

FINGER

To stimulate a woman sexually with the hand, especially stimulating the clitoris to produce an orgasm.

FINGER CUFFS

Hmmm . . . We can't remember.

FIRST TIME

Initial intercourse

FISHNET STOCKINGS

Women's hosiery with fashionable holes

FISTING

To place much of the hand, or the entire hand, in the vagina or anus.

FIVE FINGER

Masturbation

SOLO

FLAMER

An obvious homosexual

FLASHER

One who reveals his sex organs to strangers

FLESH PENCIL

Penis

FLESH SNORKEL

Penis

FLIRT

A friendly person comfortable with talking to strangers

FLOG THE DOLPHIN

Masturbation

FLUFFER

From the porn industry: Someone who "prepares" male actors for sex either through manual or oral stimulation

FOOT FETISH

An obsession with feet

FOOTSIES

Flirtacious behavior involving touching one another with the feet, usually beneath a table

FOREPLAY

Pre-intercourse sexual activity

FORESKIN

The area of the penis removed during circumcision.

FOUR LEGGED FROLIC

Sex

FOXY

Attractive, sexy

FRENCH KISS

Slang term for kissing with the tongue.

FRENCH MAID OUTFIT

A revealing outfit worn to create the appearance characteristic of a sexy french maid. Usually to act out a fantasy or desire with a partner.

FRENCH TICKLER

Rubber device worn on a penis and has tentacles for greater female sexual stimulation

FROGGY STYLE

A sexual position where a woman faces the man in a frog or catcher like position bounces up and down

FUDGE PACKER

Someone who engages in anal intercourse

FUNKY SPUNK

Semen that smells or tastes bad

FUR BURGER

Female genitalia

FUR PURSE

Female genitalia

FURRY HANDCUFFS

Handcuffs that are furry

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GARTER BELT

An article of clothing worn around the waist used to support thigh-high stockings

GAYDAR

This word is formed from, "gay and radar" to describe the ability of one person to identify another gay person.

GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING

Experience sexual arousal

GIRL ON GIRL

Sexual activity between two or more women

GIRTH

The circumference of the penis

GLAZED DONUT

A person's face following cunnilingus

GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS

A condom made with glow in the dark materials worn over the penis (as to prevent conception or venereal infection during coitus)

GOLDEN SHOWER

Urinating on your sexual partner

GOODIE DRAWER

A place where undergarments or sex toys are stored, usually in a bedroom near a bed

GOOSEBUMPS

Skin hair reaction that can be produced by fear, cold temperature of skin stimulation.

GRABBING ANKLES

To bend over at the waist in anticipation of sex

GRABBING ASS

Forcibly touching a person's buttocks

GRIND

To rotate one's pelvis in the sex act.

GROUP SEX

Simultaneous and mutual sexual activity between three or more individuals.

G-SPOT

Grafenberg Spot. An area in the upper wall of the vagina supposed to be especially pleasurable when stimulated.

G-STRING PANTIES

Underwear with a string in the back

GUM JOB

Fellatio performed by a person without teeth

GUMMER

Oral sex performed by a person without teeth

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HAIR PIE

Female genitalia

HAIRY BALLS

Testicles covered in fine, threadlike outgrowths of the skin

HALL PASS

When one's partner gives him or her permission to enjoy a night out with friends

HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH

Performing cunnilingus on a woman immediately after ejaculating into her vagina

HAND JOB

Manual stimulation of someone's penis often resulting in his ejaculation

HANDCUFFED & BLINDFOLDED

Restrained and unable to see due to the used of devices

HAPPY TRAIL

The line of hair from the pubic area to the belly button.

HARD NIPPLES

Erect nipples, often as a result of stimulation or cold

HARD ON CREAM

A product designed to maintain a man's erection and therefore prolong intercourse by numbing it

HAREM

A collection of females that have sexual activities with only one male

HEAD OVER HEELS

Very much: Deeply. "Head over heals in love."

HEADLIGHTS

Breasts with erect nipples

HEART SHAPED

Jacuzzi tub which outer rim has the shape of a heart, very popular with

TUB

honeymooners. Can be special ordered at your local home improvement store

HEAT SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE

Penis

HEAVY BREATHER

Someone who inhales and exhales forcefully

HEAVY PETTING

To engage in amorous embracing, caressing, and kissing.

HEISMAN

When a woman pushes a man away, resembling the Heisman trophy

HERMAPHRODITE

A congenital genetic condition where a person has both male and female sex organs and characteristics

HIDE THE SAUSAGE

Sex

HIGH HEELS AND GARTER

Shoes and elasticized fabric used to hold up stockings

HONEY BUNNY

A term of endearment

HONEY POT

Female genitalia

HOOTERS

Breasts

HORIZONTAL TANGO

Making love; sex.

HORNY

Slang term for a person who is aroused or desires sex.

HOT BEEF INJECTION

Sex

HOT BOX

Female genitalia

HOT HUNK OF BURNING LOVE

A sexually attractive male

HOT PANTS

1. A very passionate, lustful, and promiscuous person., 2. [1960s] Very brief shorts., 3. Strong sexual desire.

HOT WAX ON THE NIPPLE

A stimulating pleasure/pain activity

HOTDOG IN THE HALLWAY

A loose vagina

HUMMER

Oral sex on a male

HUMP LIKE RABBITS

Frequent sex

HUNG LIKE A HORSE

Having a large penis.

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ICE CUBE ON THE NIPPLE

Placing a piece of frozen water on the aureola, generally to stimulate

IMPOTENT

Unable to achieve an erection

INTERCOURSE

Sex; penetration of penis into vagina

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JACKHAMMER

A male who moves quickly in and out during intercourse.

JAIL BAIT

An attractive female under age 18

JELLY BEAN

Clitoris

JOY STICK

Penis

JUMP IN THE SACK

Get into bed with someone.

JUMP YOUR BONES

To aggressively engage in intimacy

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KEGEL EXERCISES

Tightening the muscles used to stop the flow of urine

KINKY SEX

Broad term for unusual or non-traditional sexual activities

KISSING WITH BRACES

Placing one's lips on another's when both participants have braces

KLONDIKE

Hmmm . . . We can't remember.

KNOCKERS

Breasts

LACE BODY STOCKING

An item of clothing that covers the entire body with the exception of the genitalia and head/neck

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LACE PANTIES

Female undergarment made of lace

LAP DANCE

A personal service performed by strippers

LANDING STRIP

Genital hair neatly trimmed into a long, narrow strip

LAUNCH THE MORNING MISSILE

Having sex in the morning and ejaculating

LEG MAN

A man who is sexually attracted to the female legs

LIPSTICK LESBIAN

A feminine lesbian

LIQUID COURAGE

Alcohol consumed to lower inhibitions

LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT

Clitoris

LOCK LIPS

To kiss

LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

A romantic or passionate attachment, physically separated by geographic distance.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

When one is attracted to the physical attributes of another

LOVE BUTTON

The clitoris

LOVE CANAL

Vagina

LOVE CHILD

A baby

LOVE DART

Penis

LOVE FUNNEL

Female genitalia

LOVE GLOVE

Condom

LOVE JUICE

Semen or vaginal fluids

LOVE MUFFIN

Female genitalia

LOVE MUSCLE

Penis

LOVE NEST

Female genitalia

LOVE NOTE

A passionate letter sent to someone by an admirer.

LOVE POTION

A liquid concoction designed to arouse

LOVE TRIANGLE

A romance or sexual relationship involving three people

LUBRICATED CONDOMS

Contraceptives covered in a slippery liquid

LUNCH DOWNTOWN

Cunnilingus

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MAGIC WAND

Penis

MAKE LOVE

Sex

MAKE OUT

Act of kissing, hugging, touching and foreplay that occurs in places like cars

MAKE OUT ARTIST

A person who kisses a lot of others

MAKE UP SEX

To have sex after a fight

MALE DANCER

A man who dances, generally as a service

MANHOLE INSPECTOR

Someone who is "anal curious"

MANSCAPING

To groom a man's pubic hair

MASTURBATION

Act of self-touching and self-stimulating the sexual-organs (with or without help of electronic devices) in order to reach an orgasm

MASTURBATION WITH A SHOWER HEAD

Self-stimulation with a bathroom appliance generally used for bathing

MATTRESS DANCE

Sex

MEAT MARKET

Place where there are lots of available men and women

MELONS

Large breasts

MENAGE A TROIS

Three people engaged in sex

MILE HIGH CLUB

Join the club! Make love on a plane while in flight

MILF

Stands for a "Mother I'd Like To F***". Basically a hot mom. Made famous in the American Pie movies

MILK JUGS

Large breasts

MIRRORS ON THE CEILING

Kinky practice of placing a mirror right above your bed, so you can see yourselves in the act of coupling. Available in some hotel rooms upon

request.

MISSIONARY POSITION

When the man is on top during sex

MONEY SHOT

A term used in pornos. It is when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner

MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL

A large breast

MORNING AFTER

Reality check that occurs after a fantastic night with a sexual partner, and true characteristics of each other are revealed, like true eye color, true hair body and color, true breast size, love handles, bad breath, each other's names, etc. Most profound spiritual questions of humankind come to mind at this very moment: "Where am I? Who are you? What are we doing here?"

MR. RIGHT

The perfect man, for eternity or the moment

MUD WRESTLING

An activity involving two or more women physically grappling in a tub of watered-down dirt

MUFF BUMPERS

Lesbians

MUFF DIVE

Act of practicing oral sex on a female.

MULTIPLE ORGASMS

The wondrous ability of women to sexually climax more than once without at least a nap in between

MUMBLER

When a woman's labia majora are visible through her clothing, particularly tight pants

MUTTON BAYONET

Penis

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NECK

To kiss passionately

NECROPHILIA

Sexual intercourse with a corpse

NICE RACK

An attractive body

NIPPLE CLAMPS

S&M device used to stimulate the aureola to the point of pain

NO PANTIES

Not wearing underwear

NOONER

Sex during the day, often while on a break from work

NUDE BEACH

A strip of sand near an ocean where clothing is optional

NUDE SUNBATHING

Laying in the sunshine without clothing

NUDIST COLONY

A place where clothing is optional

NYMPHOMANIAC

A condition where a person engages in excessive sexual activity; an obsession with sex

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OBSCENE PHONE CALL

An unwanted intrusion, offensive to one's sense of decency, via a system of transmitting speech over distances using electric impulses

OFFICE ROMANCE

Dating someone with whom you work

OLD FLAME

An ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend

ONE NIGHT STAND

Engaging in sex with a person whom you met that same day and do not plan to see again

ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT

Penis

ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE

Birth control pill

ORAL SEX WITH MINTS

Fellatio or cunnilingus with candy designed to freshen the breath

ORGASM

Sexual climax or peak

OUT OF THE CLOSET

An open homosexual

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PACKAGE

Male genitalia

PADDED BRA

A undergarment designed to increase the apparent size of the breasts

PADDLE

To gently strike a partner's buttocks

PADDLING THE PINK CANOE

Stimulation of the female genitalia

PAMPER

To care for in an attentive and gentle manner

PASSION FLAPS

The labia minora

PASTIES

Small stickers that are placed over nipples to cover them

PEARL NECKLACE

When a man ejaculates on his partner's upper neck

PEARLY PASSION POTION

Semen

PECKER

Penis

PEEP SHOW

A hide-and-seek activity involving partners or a commercial service in which people are paid to remove their clothing

PEEPHOLE IN THE SHOWER

A small opening cut in a wall to allow people to spy on other people bathing

PENIS ENLARGEMENT

A surgical procedure intended to increase the size of the male genitalia

PENIS ENVY

Freudian term regarding jealously of not having a penis

PENIS PUMP

A vacuum apparatus used to stimulate or grow the penis

PENIS RING

A round piece of metal worn around the male genitalia to maintain an erection

PENIS RING

A device, often a leather strap, placed at the base of an erect penis in order to restrict blood flow and maintain an erection.

PERFECT 10

An extremely attractive person

PERKY BOOBS

Breasts that do not droop or sag

PHALLIC SYMBOL

An accidental or artistic representation of an erect male penis

PHONE SEX

Utilizing the telephone to verbally stimulate a partner

PICK UP LINE

A verbal expression used to attract a wanted sex partner

PICK-UP JOINT

A venue where one goes in search of sex partners

PIERCED NIPPLE

Having the nipple punctured to insert a ring.

PILLOW TALK

Intimate conversation between lovers in bed.

PINK VELVET SAUSAGE WALLET

Female genitalia

PITCHER

A man who uses his penis to penetrate another man's anus

PLATTERS

Very large nipples

PLAY CHECKERS

When male homosexuals move around a movie theater searching for willing sex partners

PLAY DOCTOR

A common fantasy where one partner plays the doctor while the other is the patient

PLAY NURSE

A fantasy game in which one partner plays nurse and the other plays patient

PLAY THE FIELD

Avoid monogamy by dating multiple people

PLAY THE ORGAN

Masturbation or manually stimulating the penis

PLAYING THE CELLO

Manual stimulation of the penis

POCKET ROCKET

Erection with pants on or miniature vibrator

POKE

Intercourse

POLE SMOKER

Someone who performs oral sex on a male

PORN STAR

The star of a pornographic film.

PREMATURE EJACULATION

When a man cannot control the timing of his orgasm and ejaculates too quickly.

PRINCE ALBERT

Pierced penis. Ouch!

PRISONER OF LOVE

Cheesy term for someone who cannot get out of a romantic relationship

PRIVATE PARTS

Male & female sex organs

PROTECTION

Contraception, generally a condom

PRUDE

A person who is excessively modest and proper in everything he or she does

PUCKER UP

To prepare ones lips in anticipation of a kiss.

PUP TENT

An erection visible through loose clothing

PURPLE HEADED CUSTARD CHUCKER

Penis

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QUEEF

The expulsion of air from the vagina

QUICKIE

Sexual act between willing partners that is done rapidly, usually when parents are about to come in the room or are around the house

QUIVER

to shake or move with a slight trembling motion

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RAINCOAT

Slang term for condom.

RAM IT HOME

Intercourse

REACH AROUND

The act of manually stimulating a partner's genitals from behind or on top

RED LIGHT DISTRICT

An area of town with brothels and/or strip clubs

RED WINGS

Earn your red wings! Perform vigorous oral sex on a woman while she's menstruating and then look in a mirror

REMOTE CONTROL PANTY VIBRATOR

A small, vibrating sex toy that can be activate by remote control

REVERSE COWGIRL

A sexual position where a woman is on top with her back facing the man

REVERSE PIGGY BACK

An interesting sexual position where the woman straddles the man from the front

RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE

A feature of some condoms

RIDING CROP

An item designed for use on horses that has found its way into some titillating foreplay in the bedroom.

RIM JOB

Performing oral sex on the anus, especially licking the edge of the anus.

ROCK HARD

A tumescent, or hard, penis

ROCK MY WORLD

Enjoyable sexual activity

ROCKET IN THE POCKET

A erection when the bearer is wearing trousers

ROLL IN THE HAY

Sex

ROSY PALM

From masturbating, when the palm of the hand turns red

ROTATING VIBRATOR

Sex toy that vibrates and moves in a circle

ROUGH SEX

Especially spirited love-making

RUB ONE OUT

Male masturbation

RUBBER

Condom contraceptive, in particular those made of latex.

RUBBER SHEETS

Bed linens made of an elastic substance produced synthetically or by coagulating the milky sap of various tropical trees and plants

RUG BURNS

Distinctive burn marks left in your skin (hands, buttocks, etc), direct product of making love on carpeted surfaces

RUSTY TROMBONE

A rim job with a reach-around

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SALAMI SANDWICH

A penis inside a vagina

SATIN SHEETS

Bed linens made of a slippery material

SCORE

To have sex.

SCRATCH MARKS

Abrasions caused by heated sex

SCREAMER

A person who cries out during sex, usually at the time of orgasm

SEE THROUGH NIGHTGOWN

A transparent item of clothing designed to be slept in

SEE-THROUGH BLOUSE

An article of clothing worn above the waist that is transparent or opaque

SEMEN

Male fluid ejaculated at orgasm

SEX DRIVE

Libido

SEX EDUCATION

Learning about the physical and mental aspects of love, as well as physiological processes

SEX IN A DRESSING ROOM

Usually impromptu sex in a store's dressing room

SEX IN A HOT TUB

Making love in a hot tub or jacuzzi

SEX IN A TAXI

Making love in a cab

SEX IN AN ELEVATOR

Engaging is sex on a device used to move people between floors in a building

SEX IN THE SHOWER

Making love while in the device in which one bathes

SEX KITTEN

A flirty and playful girl who exudes sex appeal.

SEX ON A BOAT

Making love on a craft or vessel designed to move about in water

SEX ON A GOLF COURSE

Intercourse on a piece of land designed for playing a game involving clubs, small balls and bad outfits

SEX ON THE BEACH

Making love on a beach; also an alcoholic beverage

SEX ON VIDEO

When one uses a recording device to "document" a sexual encounter

SEX SLAVE

A submissive or easily manipulated sex partner

SEX TOYS

Devices used to produce or enhance sexual stimulation, of which the more common are the vibrator and the dildo

SEXPOT

A person who engages in frequent sexual activity

SEXUAL ENDURANCE

The ability to forestall orgasm

SHACK UP

Spend the night (or longer) with a sex partner

SHAG

Slang term for sexual intercourse.

SHAG WAGON

A vehicle known for its sex appeal or its ability to facilitate sexual activity

SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

To dance.

SHE MALE

A woman in all aspects but who still has a penis

SHOCKER

To insert two fingers into a female's vagina and one into her anus.

SHOOT YOUR WAD

Ejaculate

SHOWER SPANK

Masturbating in a shower

SHRIMPING

Sucking a partner's toes

SHRINKAGE

When a penis gets smaller due to cold water, anxiety or other cause

SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM

When both people climax at the same time

SIXTY-NINE

Oral sex that two persons engage in simultaneously.

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

Of course it doesn't

SKIN FLICK

Film pornography

SKIN FLUTE

Penis

SKIRT CHASER

Playboy; a man always on the lookout for a woman to have sex with.

SLEEP AROUND

To engage in sexually promiscuous behavior

SMOKING AFTER SEX

Enjoying a flaming carcinogen after making love

SMOKING HOT

Someone incredibly attractive

SMOOTH OPERATOR

A shrewd and skillful person who is good at forming romantic attachments

SNIFFING PANTIES

To smell a woman's underwear

SNOWBALL

Act of transferring semen from one's mouth to another after performing fellatio

SNOWFLAKES

Dried, flaky semen, often found on one's chest or clothing

SOAK & POKE

A hot tub or jacuzzi

SOFT PORN

Artistic production where sexual encounters are shown (or at least expected to be), but excluding visuals of sexual organs, erect members, intercourse or penetration.

SOW YOUR WILD OATS

To act impulsively or irresponsibly, particularly with regard to sex and romance

SPANISH FLY

A supposed aphrodisiac potion, sometimes put surreptitiously into the drink of a partner to make them sexually interested.

SPANK ME

Striking or paddling a submissive on his or her buttocks.

SPANKING THE MONKEY

Masturbation

SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE

To invigorate the physical aspects of a romance

SPINNER

A female who can be rotated while having sex "on top"

SPIT OR SWALLOW?

Options for dealing with the semen following fellatio

SPIT ROAST

A sex act involving three persons. A man having sex with a woman from behind while the woman performs fellatio on another man

SPONGE WORTHY

A worthwhile intercourse partner for a female

SPOONING

When two people lie parallel on their sides facing in the same direction. Usually with a man pressing his crotch against a woman's buttocks.

SPREAD EAGLE

Legs wide apart, generally on a bed

SQUIRTING

Female ejaculation

STEAL A KISS

To sneak a kiss, usually in public.

STINKY PINKY

A finger after vaginal penetration

STRAP ON DILDO

A dildo that is attached to one's hips through straps allowing to wearer to simulate having a penis

STRAP ON SEX

Intercourse utilizing a sex toy attached to a person

STRAWBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM

A contraceptive that tastes like a red berry

STRIP POKER

A card game where each losing hand results in the removal of a piece of clothing

STRIPTEASE

Removing one's clothes in a provocative manner

STUDDED RUBBER

A textured contraceptive

STUD MUFFIN

An attractive man

STUFF YOUR BRA

The practice of placing soft material in one's bra to give the appearance of larger breasts

SUCK HER TOES

To draw toes into the mouth through a suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue

SUGAR DADDY

Slang term for a man who financially supports a younger person in return for sexual favors.

SUGAR WALLS

Female genitalia

SWALLOW THE SWORD

Slang term for performing oral sex on a male.

SWAP SPIT

Kiss passionately

SWAP SPIT

Kiss passionately

SWEATY SEX

Heated lovemaking

SWEET PEA

A term of endearment

SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER

A wild sexual position done while holding a lovely lighting fixture.

SWINGERS

Couples who trade or swap sex partners

SWITCH HITTER

A person who is bi-sexual

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TADPOLE CARRIER

A testicle

TAINT

The perineum; the body area between the anus and genitalia

TAN LINES

Visible marks on the skin caused by varying skin coverage or sunscreen usage

TANTRIC SEX

Sexual activity involving knowledge of Hindu or Buddhist practices

TAP THAT ASS

A saying to encourage someone or express a desire to have sex with a person, usually someone not in the conversation.

TASSELS

An adhesive nipple attachment often used by strippers

TEABAG

Placing one's testicles in a person's mouth

TESTICLES

Male genitalia

TETHERS

Material used to restrain or tie up a person

THE "A" SPOT

A location within the rectum capable of producing intense pleasure when aroused

THE "O" FACE

The face one makes during orgasm

THE STRANGER

Sitting on one's hand until it is numb, then masturbating; also a fantasy game in which two regular partners pretend they have just met to stimulate sex

THE WET SPOT

The spot in the bed that is left damp after sexual intercourse.

THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS

Opaque clothing worn over the legs, ending at the thighs

THIRD BASE

Touching the genitalia

THIRD LEG

A penis of unusual length

THREESOME

Three people engaged in sex

TICKLE THE PICKLE

Manual stimulation of the penis

TICKLE THE TACO

Manually stimulate a female's genitalia

TICKLE YOUR ASS WITH A FEATHER

To lightly touch the buttocks with a bird's plumage

TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST

Restraining one's partner in bed utilizing the bed's frame

TIGHT JEANS

A close-fitting denim garment worn on the legs

TONGUE BATH

Thoroughly licking someone else's pubic area with tongue

TONGUE JOB

Oral sex

TOOLBOX

Vagina

TOPLESS BAR

A drinking establishment where the female staff do not wear tops

TOPPLESS PILLOW FIGHT

A whole lotta fun

TOSSED SALAD

Anlingus, occasionally with the help of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.)

TROUSER SNAKE

Penis

TUCKED PACKAGE

When a male hides his genitalia between his legs to create the appearance of not having genitalia

TUNA TACO

Female genitalia

TUNNEL OF LOVE

Vagina

TURD BURGLAR

Anal sex

TURN OFF

Something that lessens arousal or sexual interest, e.g., bad breath

TURN ON

Something that is stimulating or exciting for any number of reasons

TWO-PUMP CHUMP

A male who suffers from premature ejaculation

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UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS

Male sex organ with intact foreskin

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VAGINA

The female sex organ in which the penis is inserted during sex

VIBRATING EGG

A electric sex toy shaped like an egg that vibrates

VIBRATING RABBIT

A sexual toy

VOYEUR

One who gets sexual pleasure from watching someone else have sex.

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WALK OF SHAME

Walking home from an often impromptu session of sex - often embarrassing

WASHBOARD STOMACH

Well-defined abdominal muscles

WATCH A PORNO

To view a pornographic film

WELCOME MAT

A person who is sexually promiscuous

WELL HUNG

A large penis

WET AND WILD

Used to describe passionate sex

WET DREAM

Nocturnal emission

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Majestic combination of breasts, hard nipples, water and translucent clothing

WHIP ME

A pleasure/pain activity engaged in by sadomasochists

WHIPS & CHAINS

Devices used in sadomasochism to hurt another person

WHISKER BISCUIT

Female genitalia

WHISKEY DICK

A penis that cannot be aroused due to excessive consumption of alcohol

WOODY

An erect penis

[RC51 John]

Where are all the pix that go with each definition.

[Likwid]

holy copy and paste batman!

[socaln8tv]

one that i cant shake from memory now is "basket weaver".....rof!!!! much like the equivalent to camel toe. ive never heard nor imagined at least 30% of those definitions... i live a sheltered life obviously

[chevysoldier]

Holy crap, and i stopped at the B's....

[jj1]

one that i cant shake from memory now is "basket weaver".....rof!!!! much like the equivalent to camel toe. ive never heard nor imagined at least 30% of those definitions... i live a sheltered life obviously

lol... one of the many reason i posted all of them... just to see what ppl knew.. or didnt

Where are all the pix that go with each definition.

Hey, ya now... sometimes u just need to use the pictures in your head!!

[NinjaNick]

wut is this COCK thread about??

[Strictly Street]

JJ1 clearly has some spare time on his hands.

[jj1]

JJ1 clearly has some spare time on his hands.

lol...na I just know how to copy and past