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So riding home today, I notice a bike coming up behind me in the left lane next to

me. I look over at a brand New Harley VROD muscle, black.... Fuckin nice bike, right.. too bad the riding it was a douchebag lol.

I look at him and say "hey, nice bike!" he looks at me, looks away and shacks is head. WTF! Total dick move! So I say "hey, fuck you too, have a nice day!" and rode off.

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did you crack the throttle and smoke him on your warrior?

I would've if there wasn't a car in front of me.

And I really thought about kicking him over but then I'd be more of an asshole.

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Q: A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins?

A: We all do!

Q: Why are Harley's some of the safest bikes on the road?

A: You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself....

Q. Where do you put money to hide it from a harley rider?

A. In the bathroom...under the soap.

Q-What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common?

A-Sooner or later every asshole gets one.

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???

A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

Q: What do you have when you put 10,000 Harley Davidson motorcycles on the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.

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Now you've learned a lesson. Never acknowledge anyone on a bike that's different than yours. They should have to prove themselves before they get any respect.

you will find assholes in all walks of life and on all bikes.

I still think my favorite is.

"Why don't Harley riders use the side stand? They're afraid to lean that far"

I have ZERO chicken strips on my VROD, and the last O.R. event I went to 90% of the sport bike crowd were sport'n chicken strips like they were gold chains.

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you will find assholes in all walks of life and on all bikes.

I have ZERO chicken strips on my VROD, and the last O.R. event I went to 90% of the sport bike crowd were sport'n chicken strips like they were gold chains.

post pics or I'm raising the B.S. flag! :) jk

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So riding home today, I notice a bike coming up behind me in the left lane next to

me. I look over at a brand New Harley VROD muscle, black.... Fuckin nice bike, right.. too bad the riding it was a douchebag lol.

I look at him and say "hey, nice bike!" he looks at me, looks away and shacks is head. WTF! Total dick move! So I say "hey, fuck you too, have a nice day!" and rode off.

Don't worry curby..I'd have surprise buttsex with your ride any day of the week.

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