Favorite Quotes of The Day

[SteveChase]

1. "Beauty is only a light switch away."

2. "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her garbage."

[RVTPilot]

If it feels like more than two fingers, its probably a dick.

[RSVDon]

If it feels like more than two fingers, its probably a dick.

[RVTPilot]

I can't take credit for that. It was a line from a comic I enjoy, Dave Attell.

[OldBlue]

love the dave attell

[SteveChase]

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Edited August 24, 2009 by SteveChase
Moving posts 6 and 7. I was set straight in post 9 :)

[SteveChase]

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Edited August 24, 2009 by SteveChase
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[twisted12]

[Disclaimer]

Dude... you set the tone for the thread in the first post... then you post that note and the poem. WTF!? Comedy and Emo don't mix.

Unless you're laughing at emo kids.

[SteveChase]

Dude... you set the tone for the thread in the first post... then you post that note and the poem. WTF!? Comedy and Emo don't mix.

Unless you're laughing at emo kids.

Yeah, I know. I hesitated but said what the hell. Someone sent those to me, so I thought I'd share them lol. I'll get back on track

[SteveChase]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

[jagr]

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.- Gandhi.

[Goldie]

Man who walks sideways through airport turn style, going to Bangkok.

[RVTPilot]

If it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick.

[RSVDon]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

[Cypress]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

[Cypress]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[jagr]

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.- Living Color (Cult of Personality)

[Disclaimer]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta ~Geto Boys

[Cypress]

Jagr...buddy...I don't think you have the right idea here...ahh, nevermind...carry on.

[jagr]

I'm all out of Haterade. ~Cypress

[Bad324]

If it has tits or wheels, you'll have a problem

ORRRRRR

[SteveChase]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[RSVDon]

If it flies, fucks, or floats. Rent it.

[jagr]

If this were Heaven I would have real Panda seat covers on BOTH my Lamborghinis.

~Sunshine Megatron.