SteveChase Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 1. "Beauty is only a light switch away."2. "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her garbage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 If it feels like more than two fingers, its probably a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 If it feels like more than two fingers, its probably a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I can't take credit for that. It was a line from a comic I enjoy, Dave Attell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBlue Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 love the dave attell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveChase Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) deleted...will resurface in another thread Edited August 24, 2009 by SteveChase Moving posts 6 and 7. I was set straight in post 9 :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveChase Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) deleted...will resurface in another thread Edited August 24, 2009 by SteveChase deleted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Disclaimer Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Dude... you set the tone for the thread in the first post... then you post that note and the poem. WTF!? Comedy and Emo don't mix.Unless you're laughing at emo kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveChase Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Dude... you set the tone for the thread in the first post... then you post that note and the poem. WTF!? Comedy and Emo don't mix.Unless you're laughing at emo kids.Yeah, I know. I hesitated but said what the hell. Someone sent those to me, so I thought I'd share them lol. I'll get back on track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveChase Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.- Gandhi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Man who walks sideways through airport turn style, going to Bangkok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 If it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.- Living Color (Cult of Personality) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta ~Geto Boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Jagr...buddy...I don't think you have the right idea here...ahh, nevermind...carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm all out of Haterade. ~Cypress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 If it has tits or wheels, you'll have a problemORRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveChase Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 If it flies, fucks, or floats. Rent it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 If this were Heaven I would have real Panda seat covers on BOTH my Lamborghinis. ~Sunshine Megatron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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