RFM Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Farts aren't supposed to be lumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubguy85 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Bathroom - To batheDining room - To DineLiving room - To live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Confucius say,Man who fart in church sit in his own pueMan who eat many prunes get good run for moneyBaseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walkWar doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is leftMan who fight with wife all day get no piece at nightMan who drive like hell bound to get thereMan who fishes in other man's well often catches crabsDon't eat the snow where the huskies goSupport bacteria -- it's the only culture some people haveMan who lose key to apartment not get new keyHe who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely riseEven the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desertMan who sit on tack get pointMan who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj1 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Need to send that one in to the Mythbusters!whaaa whaa whaaaahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoTMvJcNb5E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 whaaa whaa whaaaaOk, ok. Myth busted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) cat >> toastI think the experiment is flawed for several reasons, but I'll name just two. There was only one test point, and from that you can conclude nothing. The second being that they should have messed around with the toast to cat ratio. What if two toasts can bring a cat to its back? Edited September 11, 2009 by wrillo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 cat >> toastI think the experiment is flawed for several reasons, but I'll name just two. There was only one test point, and from that you can conclude nothing. The second being that they should have messed around with the toast to cat ratio. What if two toasts can bring a cat to its back?Seeing as it seems to be the butter that effects the toast I say just butter the entire cat directly. Lets see how that works! Cat booties!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3BrCi0aE8&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 cat to toast ratio lol im gonna use that next time im catching hell at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 what color does a smurf turn when you choke it?If a gay man comes out of the closet does a gay midget come out of the cupboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Cat booties!Thats good but this is better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZqNPob3OAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 What's really funny is putting a sock over a cat's head. They'll walk backwards and bump into everything just to try to get out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 What's really funny is putting a sock over a cat's head. They'll walk backwards and bump into everything just to try to get out of it. you are supposed to pet the pussy not torture it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 everything being equal, fat people use more soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4iBunny Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 At what point does water go from clear to blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Why does canning involve jars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 (edited) At what point does water go from clear to blue?when it acts like a mirror;) #61 Yesterday, 04:14 PM Cypress Member2003 Kawasaki Ninja 500R Join Date: May 2009Location: PickeringtonPosts: 475 What's really funny is putting a sock over a cat's head. They'll walk backwards and bump into everything just to try to get out of it.I like putting clear tape on the bottom of their foot. Edited September 13, 2009 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 What's really funny is putting a sock over a cat's head. They'll walk backwards and bump into everything just to try to get out of it.Those guys were doing the tape thing wrong, pickup the cat, put one small piece of tape on the bottom of each foot, set the cat down and enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Here's one, try this!http://www.metacafe.com/watch/226133/cat_tape/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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