MidlifeVenture Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Midlife Motorcycle Madness mid·life mo·tor·cy·cle mad·ness (mid'lif' mo'ter-si'kel mad'nis) n. 1.The quality or condition of being middle-aged and insane about motorcycles.2.An excessively intense enthusiasm for, interest in, or desire of; a motorcycle.3.Psychiatry: A manifestation of midlife motorcycle mania disorder, characterized by profuse motorcycle riding and rapidly changing and or hoarding of accessories.4.Enthusiasm or intense excitement for all things relating to motorcycles or riding.5.Crazy about motorcycles; Motorcycle Addiction M.M.M.: An abnormally elevated motorcycle state of awareness characterized by such symptoms as inappropriate chrome drooling, increased riding times, severe insomnia and/or sleeping with a motorcycle, grandiose notions of anything two wheel related, increased speeding and/or volume of accessories, disconnected by long trips, racing motorcycles, fear of cages, increased motorcycle desires, markedly increased energy and activity of bike cleaning level, poor judgment, and inappropriate social behavior. Caution I think this web sight increases effects of MMMA severe form of M.M.M that may require hospitalization is termed hypermotodysfuntion. M.M.M also features symptoms of depression ("agitated depression") when not riding. Sufferers may also exhibit severe concerns or inadequacy issues over horsepower, chrome, leather, cubic inches, and torque. Victims of M.M.M may also spend too much time surfing the Internet reading forums, articles and reviews of motorcycles. See also: Two-Wheelpolar disorder, Hypermotodysfuntion, Motorcycle mania. Midlife Motorcycle Madness® Dictionary of the Motorcycle Language & Dysfunctions, First EditionCopyright © 2009 by John Ashford "Torch"Published by Midlife Motorcycle Madness. All rights reserved.Cite This SourceCaution it is contagious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Severe forms of M.M.M. may cause titanium installation on the skeleton. Usually associated with the symptoms of Poor Judgment coupled with Markedly Increased Energy and Increased Speeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steppenwolf Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 How old do you have to be to catch this disease, mid life crisis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 How old do you have to be to catch this disease, mid life crisis?I caught it when I was 10 years old and still haven't found the cure. Not that I've been looking too hard for it, mind you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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