justin0469 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic26. warm27. attentive28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant36. prudent37. ambitious38. capable39. courageous40. determined41. true42. dependable43. passionate44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:45. give her compliments regularly46. love shopping47. be honest48. be very rich49. not stress her out50. not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goesIT IS VERY IMPORTANT:54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makesHOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Show up naked2. Bring food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMadame Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 LOL that's about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 psh.... guys like to pretend like they're so simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 psh.... guys like to pretend like they're so simple.your a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Seeing a happy woman is like seeing a unicorn. You may think it was there, but you're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 add beer to the man list and what more do you need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 your a girl?lies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 hmm I think that all a man needs is for you to show up naked, i think he can take care of the food and beer part if needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 If you show up naked, its a good bet we'll forget we're hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i had a friend that used to say that all he needed to be happy was a hot pocket and a bj.... not necessarily at the same time, but he thought he would marry the woman who let him eat the hot pocket during the bj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timotheus Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 If you show up naked, its a good bet we'll forget we're hungry. agreed !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 i like the hot pocket...........wait, are we talking about the same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I like the hot pockets but I get tired of the squawk box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 i had a friend that used to say that all he needed to be happy was a hot pocket and a bj.... not necessarily at the same time, but he thought he would marry the woman who let him eat the hot pocket during the bj.OMG! The whole entire first page had me rolling....but I just cried laughing after reading MJ's.Digressing a little though, why hasn't anyone mentioned a bike as another requirement as part of a man's happiness?! It's alarming if the kid who doesn't even have a bike YET has to bring this up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 ???i was using that as a colloquialism for va.........female reproductive parts..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 a women,a bike,and income, and a place to call home.simple enough...although hot pockets are good too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phop5 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 she doesn't have even have to be naked; i can take her clothes off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 she doesn't have even have to be Conscious or naked; i can take her clothes off!!!Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I can explain it all it on sentence.Give her everything she wants and NEVER disagree with her !!!That is how you make a woman happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 For some reason you also have to let them feed you, every day, 3 times a day. Even after you say I don't care about fu*&ing food, i can feed myself i'll eat when i'm hungry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 sounds like you all have woman issues.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 sounds like you all have woman issues.... if you have a woman, you have woman issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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