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Finally back from D.C.


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Well, I made it through my torture in the land of a$$ kissing.

Not very eventful. Didn't see Obama. That would have made the news. Stopped by the White House. Emptied the change out of my pocket, threw it over the fence and told Ol' Barack he can keep it. (Secret Service laughed @ me, guess they were too busy guarding a state dinner or something)

Got ROYALLY screwed over in pay. Told boss he shouldn't screw with people who carry guns for him. He took that as a threat. I told him it wasn't.

A threat would be... "I'm going to fu*king shoot you if you don't pay me"

So don't accuse me of that again or I'll fu*king shoot you.

He didn't laugh, I did. He tried to make me stay longer. I said hell no.

Saw the "touristy" sights.

Capitol

Museums

Monments

Homeless

Nightlife

Great Food

...and now I'm back. Yeah, not that eventful...

So then Godzilla showed up and ate Newt Gingrich.

The End

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Well, I made it through my torture in the land of a$$ kissing.

Not very eventful. Didn't see Obama. That would have made the news. Stopped by the White House. Emptied the change out of my pocket, threw it over the fence and told Ol' Barack he can keep it. (Secret Service laughed @ me, guess they were too busy guarding a state dinner or something)

Got ROYALLY screwed over in pay. Told boss he shouldn't screw with people who carry guns for him. He took that as a threat. I told him it wasn't.

A threat would be... "I'm going to fu*king shoot you if you don't pay me"

So don't accuse me of that again or I'll fu*king shoot you.

He didn't laugh, I did. He tried to make me stay longer. I said hell no.

Saw the "touristy" sights.

Capitol

Museums

Monments

Homeless

Nightlife

Great Food

...and now I'm back. Yeah, not that eventful...

So then Godzilla showed up and ate Newt Gingrich.

The End

*sigh* Godzilla disappoints these days. I would have expected him to take a dump on the capitol building or white house lawn or something. :lol:

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