DGTL GRL Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 So do I but on the other hand you can still get away without leaving evidence behind in a roommate situation, i.e. toothbrush dipped into the toilet.Although sometimes it's more fun to leave evidence behind because it lets them know that you meant what you did and you don't care.I threw away a whole box of my old roomate's crap once because she didn't want to help me clean our apartment and I wanted my security deposit back. She called the cops on me but I had already tossed the box into a dumpster down the alley from our building so there was nothing she could prove. Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown would be all over your ass on this one. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just bust a nut in her shampoo or body wash bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 So do I but on the other hand you can still get away without leaving evidence behind in a roommate situation, i.e. toothbrush dipped into the toilet.Although sometimes it's more fun to leave evidence behind because it lets them know that you meant what you did and you don't care.I threw away a whole box of my old roomate's crap once because she didn't want to help me clean our apartment and I wanted my security deposit back. She called the cops on me but I had already tossed the box into a dumpster down the alley from our building so there was nothing she could prove. i feel like i've learned something.... break their spirit AND throw away their stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Note to self: Do not cohabitate with ORN members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_scorpion Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Don't let the veneer fool you. She's not worth the cock. dude that ruff. looks like she ran in to the wall. thats a face that would stop a clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I've considered the baby powder in the hairdryer prank. That...was...awesome!! Or my fav, replacing oil pan drain plug with a candle(this one is courtesy of magley;) ) Dude thats cruel, funny but cruel.Note to self: Do not cohabitate with ORN members.Good point.dude that ruff. looks like she ran in to the wall. thats a face that should stop a cockFixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Wow. You guys are ruff on the ladies dude that ruff. looks like she ran in to the wall. thats a face that would stop a clockShe couldnt of run into a wall... That nose would not be that prominent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 come on a hole's a hole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 come on a hole's a hole.... You fucking kill me dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 urine on her tooth brush....Nair in her shampoo...and stinkbait in her computer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 dude that ruff. looks like she ran in to the wall. thats a face that should stop a cockFixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 dude that ruff. looks like she ran in to the wall. thats a face that would stop a clockNothing a paper bag wouldn't take care of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ah just turn off the lights and get to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ah just turn off the lights and get to work.But, what if someone barges in and turns them off? Make sure you tape the bag to her shoulders to help keep it from falling off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Nope I'd fuck her! That's all i'd do!you'd do anyone that had a temperature and a slight heartbeat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohdaho Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 come on a hole's a hole....I guess you dont care about the ballsack an inch away from that hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 You guys got me Im a big whore! The only problem is Im actionless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 if she has any condoms in her night stand... poke holes in them? lol jk thats too messed upnot at all! this is one of the best ideas thrown out.I think a baby powder in her hair dryer, shit on her toothbrush, and poke holes in her condoms combo would be PERFECT!I wouldn't feel bad in the least. Just b/c you're drunk is not an excuse to be a complete cunt to a group of innocents that never did any harm to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 dude that ruff. looks like she ran in to the wall. thats a face that would stop a clockOr prop a door open. We call them Wedge Heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjascott Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 I like the nair hair remover in the shampoo trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 it doesn't take it all out, just starts it thinning....if you really want to be nasty, there are two options:1) If they use conditioner, put the Nair in there.2) Get them completely plastered till they pass out, then put Nair in their hair in patches, on their legs in patches(remember if it is left on the skin too long, it can actually harm the skin, so be ready to rinse it off...after it is done "working"), then put the bottle in their hand....when they wake up, they will believe their "drunk self" decided to do a makeover!There are many others I learned in the Army, but they may not be truly appropriate to this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Get them completely plastered till they pass out, then put Nair in their hair in patchesFTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I wouldn't let my dog fuck her...and he's never had any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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