Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I love you Justin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Nope I'd fuck her! That's all i'd do!That's not saying much. You'd fuck just about anything that has a heart beat, male or female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I don't care how long it's been, where's your self-respect? You might as well go stick your dick in a garbage disposal if you're willing to stick it up in that trick.+1. That thing looks like 20 yo dude with a wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Bitches aint shit... also, does she have white sheets? take some baby powder and pour it in.Pee in her shampoo or wipe your ass with one of her dress socks.... ahh classics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 The only way fucking her would be acceptable is if your ultimate goal is to give her a dirty sanchez and post the pix of said sanchez on the interwebz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You didn't complain when I was pounding your ass last night Sam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You didn't complain when I was pounding your ass last night Sam! That's cuz I didn't feel a thing. It's kinda diffucult to even know that you are pounding away with that little thing you call a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Disclaimer Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 The only way fucking her would be acceptable is if your ultimate goal is to give her a dirty sanchez and post the pix of said sanchez on the interwebzSrsly. The only way it would be forgiven is if you were planning on doing something so sexually humiliating that you couldn't look her in the face again. And, whatever that is would have to be recorded by some audio/visual device for proof you were just doing it for humiliation lulz, and not for any sexual satisfaction on your part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I've considered the baby powder in the hairdryer prank.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsE4qEfEfO4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Oh get over it! To each their own. Everyone likes something different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 if she has any condoms in her night stand... poke holes in them? lol jk thats too messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 if she has any condoms in her night stand... poke holes in them? lol jk thats too messed upYou're a sick motherfucker.........I like your style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohdaho Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Shit on her toothbrush. Im not going to lie id probably hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 wow. i'm amazed at the ideas you guys have come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 wow. i'm amazed at the ideas you guys have come up with.Dont act all innocent dude. You know you are writing all the ideas down for future use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I like my roomie... + he's movin out next week.... sooooo there isn't much time for him to screw anything up! Besides, I prefer psychological attacks.... no evidence left behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I like my roomie... + he's movin out next week.... sooooo there isn't much time for him to screw anything up! Besides, I prefer psychological attacks.... no evidence left behind.Hehehe, yeah psychological is more fun anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 ^fail. There is nothing more fun than putting a shitload of baby powder or glitter down the defrost of a douchebags car and then turning the knob to high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 ^fail. There is nothing more fun than putting a shitload of baby powder or glitter down the defrost of a douchebags car and then turning the knob to high. IN THE FACE!!!!! EXTREME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Black axle grease on the earpiece of cell phone(assuming the phone is black of course. Same black grease on the back side of the car door handle. Or my fav, replacing oil pan drain plug with a candle(this one is courtesy of magley;) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Black axle grease on the earpiece of cell phone(assuming the phone is black of course. Same black grease on the back side of the car door handle. Or my fav, replacing oil pan drain plug with a candle(this one is courtesy of magley;) )I have experience with the grease trick, but it was on tool box drawer handles. That own't work so well now that we all wear gloves at work. The candle wax drain pulg would be for the REALLY pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxrnurse Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Besides, I prefer psychological attacks.... no evidence left behind.So do I but on the other hand you can still get away without leaving evidence behind in a roommate situation, i.e. toothbrush dipped into the toilet.Although sometimes it's more fun to leave evidence behind because it lets them know that you meant what you did and you don't care.I threw away a whole box of my old roomate's crap once because she didn't want to help me clean our apartment and I wanted my security deposit back. She called the cops on me but I had already tossed the box into a dumpster down the alley from our building so there was nothing she could prove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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