SAMBUSA Posted September 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Lobster. I said Shimp not Shrimp. Sam is a Shimp.Sheep pimp = Shimp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I said Shimp not Shrimp. Sam is a Shimp.Sheep pimp = ShimpYes you did. That's what I get for trying to multitask at work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Day late and a $1.00 short.Floyd Mayweather is the biggest piece of shit in professional sports right now.That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 GovPoliceRecords.com is a joke..Don't waste your money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 When your parents accuse you of lying to them, look them straight in the eye and say: "Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus." And walk away. Slowly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 When your parents accuse you of lying to them, look them straight in the eye and say: "Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus." And walk away. Slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 after having ridden in the hottest-windiest-crappiest weather, today's weather hitting a high of 86, not a cloud in the sky, very little breeze....and a Fu*#ing flat on the bike!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 When your parents accuse you of lying to them, look them straight in the eye and say: "Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus." And walk away. Slowly. Rep, and stolen for FB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Rep, and stolen for FB Yeah, I stole it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 This is why I am a huge fan of Eastbound and down. Kenny Power for President!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7PIVBviFJQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 This is why I am a huge fan of Eastbound and down. Kenny Power for President!!!Eastbound & Down - Tits and Ass - YouTubeThat chick had a smokin' ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 That chick had a smokin' ass. Smokin' nothin' that shits on fucking fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Now I know where you got your FB status! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Why do people say 'grow some balls?' "Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things can take a pounding!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", now how can vegans argue with that kind of logic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Have you ever had to poop in a deli cup for a doctor? It's not easy....a disaster can happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Have you ever had to poop in a deli cup for a doctor? It's not easy....a disaster can happen.Cheap beer and sliders the night before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Have you ever had to poop in a deli cup for a doctor? It's not easy....a disaster can happen.try "catching" urine from your dog for the vet...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/eae3/?cpg=173NPℑ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Bank card thieves have a special place set aside in Hell...I'm sure of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 ^Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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