yotaman88210 Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 What Causes Arthritis? A drunk man who smelled like a brewery and road kill combined sat down on a subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, a half-emptybottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wickedwomen, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around withprostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to hispaper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man andapologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.How long have you had arthritis?"The drunk answered, "Oh, I don't have it Father. I was just reading here thatthe Pope does." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 What Causes Arthritis? A long night with your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 your mom....damn, beat to the punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I like the way you think Benyen...we posted at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 You mothafuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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