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Im in a long distance relationship.

So we're on the phone and right when Im about to

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my phone dies. Mood killer. Fuck im going to be uncomfortable tomorrow morning.

That's when your hand is your best friend

and how are midgets related...fetish...?

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phone sex? really? you do realize that the internet; the same media by which you're able to post on this forum, provides millions of free pornographic images and videos, right?

If you really miss your girlfriend, there are also devices known as "web cams" that introduce another dimension to the 'phone' sex.

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:lol: He's talking about with his g/f man. She is at home from where he moved from because he's in the AirForce.

right - and as his long-distance GF, it is her obligation to email him hot nude pics of herself.

If that doesn't happen, how is he supposed to post them on "exgirlfriends.com" for my personal enjoyment after they break up?

stop fucking with my world.

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right - and as his long-distance GF, it is her obligation to email him hot nude pics of herself.

If that doesn't happen, how is he supposed to post them on "exgirlfriends.com" for my personal enjoyment after they break up?

stop fucking with my world.

:lol:

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right - and as his long-distance GF, it is her obligation to email him hot nude pics of herself.

If that doesn't happen, how is he supposed to post them on "exgirlfriends.com" for my personal enjoyment after they break up?

stop fucking with my world.

that website is a sale/ad/redirect site..... negative imaginary rep for false advertisement

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that website is a sale/ad/redirect site..... negative imaginary rep for false advertisement

sorry - i don't actually have a membership to any porn sites.

I'm confident in your abilities to find 'ex girlfriend' porn on your own ;)

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You really are putting this up on a motorcycle forum??... haha u need better outlets bro

More than half the shit we talk about here isnt even related to motorcycles.

Just thought Id share my life experiences.

You folks act like youve never talked dirty to the misses or mister (Depending on how you swing).

:D

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More than half the shit we talk about here isnt even related to motorcycles.

Just thought Id share my life experiences.

You folks act like youve never talked dirty to the misses or mister (Depending on how you swing).

:D

Im just teasing my buddy smashweights haha...

... And HELLZ ya ive talked dirty to a girl. Good times.

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