What Is Globalization?

[gen3flygirl]

Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:

Princess Diana’s death.

Question:

Why?

Answer:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,

followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers…

And that is what Globalization is

[NinjaNick]

Oh, I see what this is about. You must've found that funny.

;)

[e-flores]

This is quite awesome actually, the next time I have to write one of my communications papers on globalization I am going to reference this for sure.

[Todd#43]

This is quite awesome actually, the next time I have to write one of my communications papers on globalization I am going to reference this for sure.

And your grade would be an F.

[e-flores]

Meh not really, I guess I didn't mean physically reference but there are a few good ideas in here not gunna lie.

[Todd#43]

Meh not really, I guess I didn't mean physically reference but there are a few good ideas in here not gunna lie.

Good references to what?

Certainly not globalization.

I'd recommend that you do some research on the topic prior to writing a paper.

[Todd#43]

...and so it begins.

Quit stirring the pot.

You started it.

[chevysoldier]

Quit stirring the pot.

You started it.

But you sure as hell helped it along.

[Todd#43]

But you sure as hell helped it along.

Of course I did.

If I didn't do it, someone else would.

And if they did, they'd do it wrong.