Casper Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is back, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender asks, "Did you see what your monkey did just now?" "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he measures everything first now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 .......BWAHAHAHAHAHA to jagr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 I lol'd Benji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerBoy Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 ha ha. Good one Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Ben & Jagz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 please post jokes in proper thread, ty.I don't know you and would really like to hope that you are joking around with some of your thread police comments but you seem to be coming across as a bit of a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Sorry but Jagr wins this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 I don't know you and would really like to hope that you are joking around with some of your thread police comments but you seem to be coming across as a bit of a I think he's joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 I think he's joking.I hope so... I have seen him make similar comments a few times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 two men walk into a bar the third one ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprez55 Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 two men walk into a bar the third one ducksI hate you for making me laugh at this stupid of a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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