Warlock Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?6. Was learning cursive really necessary?7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.10. Bad decisions make good stories.11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ....again.13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with beer than Kay.17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid 'Hood" routing option.18. I sometimes have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 8:00 am for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 8:00 am for meditto This past two days were blown and blew all at the same time...This is BS everyone else is off and I am stuck here to take the loads of shit for 4 people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Green Valley Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.Ergo, this list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 21013141921all FTW...especially 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted December 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Ergo, this list.LOL...I was at lunch and forgot my WoW fob so no WoW...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 GONNA HI JACK THIS ... Everyone I know will appreciate it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 I usually know my day is shot sitting at the load rack reading threads on here lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. I do this a lot, considering my cell phone is on my front pocket of my shirt while at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you dieI wish I could credit the comedian who said this, but I can't remember..."a friend will help you move. A BEST friend will help you move ...a body." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad324 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 10. Bad decisions make good stories.Story of my life since I was 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Wha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 What?What...?...in the butthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 ...in the butt Shaddup amigo...We don't want to hear about your "preferences." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxnut Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! ftw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSB67 Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?Wow. Forgot about that. From now on I am writing all white-board notes at work in cursive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Wow. Forgot about that. From now on I am writing all white-board notes at work in cursive. Good idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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