|SnOmAn| Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) I thought there was a law against you reproducing...Congrats man, exciting times, and rough ones too.get the baby on a schedule. It will be easier in the long run...+1 on this! Being a new parent is rough, but fun. Having a schedule, not a strict one, but one that is easy for you does amazing things. My wife and I put our kid on one and she is pretty easy to take care of. She goes to bed on her own without us having to "rock" her to sleep. Been doing it since two months... And no, I do not know everything Edited January 6, 2011 by |SnOmAn| 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I thought there was a law against you reproducing... Pretty sure there should've been one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) Carlos SpicyweinerArmstrong DicksmasherSlab BulkheadFridge LargemeatPunt SpeedchunkButch DeadliftBold BigflankSplint ChesthairFlint IronstagBolt VanderHugeThick McRunFastBlast HardcheeseBuff DrinklotsSlabHunkFlinkTrunk SlamchestFist RockboneStump BeefknobSmash LampjawPunch RockgroinBuck PlankchestStump ChunkmanDirk HardpecRip SteakfaceSlate SlabrockCrud BonemealRip SlagcheekPunch SideironGristle McThornBodySlake FistcrunchBuff HardbackBob JohnsonBlast ThickneckCrunch ButtsteakSlab SquatthrustLump BeefbrothTouch RustrodReef BlastbodyBig McLargeHugeSmoke ManmusclePete PunchbeefPack BlowfistRoll FizzlebeefOh yeah, it's going to be a boy. Edited January 6, 2011 by Cheech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Congrats man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Congrats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 no way ! just add a 'R' after the 'B' and a 'T' after the 'N' , then you have a cool name.dantbralla? that seems a bit, um, ethnic to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 congrats! and i'll be second to recommend jeff's ideas of Carlos Spicyweiner and Armstrong Dicksmasher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 oh, and be sure to save this thread and show them it when they are in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Probably should start a separate "words of wisdom from other parents thread"...When Jr. was born, the pediatrician told me that there are 4 reasons a baby cries:1) The baby is hungry (fix by feeding)2) The baby is cold or hot (fix by adding/removing blankets)3) The baby is wet (fix by changing diaper (and if the child is boy, have something ready to cover his, umm, johnson, as the cool air hitting it when the diaper is removed can cause a much-stronger-than-you-would-have-ever-believed stream of piss to come out and nail you in the face))or4) The baby just feels like crying, for which there is no fix except patience.Also, ask for a vibrating baby chair for the shower, or buy it yourself. Best. Thing. Evar. Soothes a crying infant like magic. Or just rinse the binkie in whiskey; that'll also work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 dantbralla? that seems a bit, um, ethnic to me.the only jobs you would be able to get with a name like that involve gardening or drywall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 CONGRATSSSS!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 danballa's name is Ben ! so now look at post #32 and it will make since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Also, ask for a vibrating baby chair for the shower, or buy it yourself. Best. Thing. Evar. Soothes a crying infant like magic.Sounds like shaken-baby syndrome while drowning to me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Sounds like shaken-baby syndrome while drowning to me.... it's vibrating, it's not like you're giving the kid to Michael J. Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 it's vibrating, it's not like you're giving the kid to Michael J. Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 it's vibrating, it's not like you're giving the kid to Michael J. Fox.oh look, michael J drew a portrait of you with his favorite toy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 you've got spunk, kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 If we name it after you, isn't that also naming it after me? Yes, but different. You would know the difference, while everybody else would think the kid was named after you. See?Probably should start a separate "words of wisdom from other parents thread"...When Jr. was born, the pediatrician told me that there are 4 reasons a baby cries:1) The baby is hungry (fix by feeding)2) The baby is cold or hot (fix by adding/removing blankets)3) The baby is wet (fix by changing diaper (and if the child is boy, have something ready to cover his, umm, johnson, as the cool air hitting it when the diaper is removed can cause a much-stronger-than-you-would-have-ever-believed stream of piss to come out and nail you in the face))or4) The baby just feels like crying, for which there is no fix except patience.Also, ask for a vibrating baby chair for the shower, or buy it yourself. Best. Thing. Evar. Soothes a crying infant like magic. Or just rinse the binkie in whiskey; that'll also work...^^^ This! We were fortunate, and Eric rarely cried just to be crying. We're praying that the one we have due about a month before the Stillman kid will be the same way!it's vibrating, it's not like you're giving the kid to Michael J. Fox.We have one of those, and it does work well, as long as the chair doesn't vibrate it's way off the table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 There's a lot of people going to hell here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 you've got spunk, kid.HAD. He has a kid now. The spunk is all used up. Or is there another in the future? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 There's a lot of people going to hell here.why? if michael j fox challenged us at all aspects of life, he would win, including: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Or is there another in the future? Me = Wife = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I just counted 6 toes. Its definitely yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 So when you getting the Vstrom side car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 You should teach him/her sign language. Stuff like food, drink, please, thank you... We did this with Brooke and it made it soooo much easier to understand what she wanted until she learned to talk. I have a DVD or three for this. Let me know if you'd like to borrow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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