oldschoolsdime92 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Pulled this off a jeep forum... first response to her question made me LOL!http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 i LOL'ed a bit there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 I might need to join that forum just to + rep him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 oh man...hes my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 And bring me a beer and a sammich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 shut the fuck up and make that guy a sammich, go back in the house after you deliver it sit on your fat ass and shut the fuck up, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 shut the fuck up and make that guy a sammich, go back in the house after you deliver it sit on your fat ass and shut the fuck up, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Soooooooooo PERFECT! Well said!You want my opinion? Ok…Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.That’s my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 thats the best opinion ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Funny - she never replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Funny - she never replied.I'm sure she replied, just not on the forum. Ask her BF, I'm sure he heard it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) hahahahahaha holy shit I think i actually might know who the dude is!!edit: awww nevermind, tried to confirm if it was my buddies brother but its not Edited January 11, 2011 by Bad324 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LINK Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 That was hilarious...Some can get pretty intense about their Jeeps at times.I am a Jeep owner so I get waved at on the bike, and when I am in the Jeep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Funny - she never replied.yeah b/c they locked the thread instead of letting it go from better than average to full blown awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecondLiar Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Thanks for posting that. I'm going to show it to my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerBoy Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 yeah b/c they locked the thread instead of letting it go from better than average to full blown awesome.Some mods/admins just have no skill or visionMildly amusing reply by girvine... But my guess is the closest he gets to an actual woman is his greasy hands & watching some prOn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myhondas Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 way way too funny yet so so so true. And the bit about who said it was a she is so revelant to the suburb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Welcome to uh-merrica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 That made cerial and juice this morning much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Some mods/admins just have no skill or visionMildly amusing reply by girvine... But my guess is the closest he gets to an actual woman is his greasy hands & watching some prOnSays the guy that doesn't do all his own work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Funny - she never replied.I was disappointed! I wanted to hear what she had to say after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojocho Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 yeah b/c they locked the thread instead of letting it go from better than average to full blown awesome.+1,What a great response for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Wow, thats the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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