scottie.harris Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 ok my soon to be bro-in-laws best man backed out due to finances so they voted me to be best man. hes not abig drinker and they said no strippers... so what the hell should we do? he works, sleeps, eats, and watches movies and thats it. suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Take him to a drive-in movie with strippers and alcohol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habi Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 You get him drunk and get some strippers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 You get him drunk and get some strippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmh_sprint Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Watch the stars under a rainbow flag, because everyone knows that a bachelor party without booze, woman and some form of gambling isn't a bachelor party, it's called a circle jerk. Baseball game and dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 You always have to have a prank of some sort. Or that purely a British tradition. Get him so drunk he passes out, then dump him in the middle of he woods at Alum Creek lake. When he wakes up he should have the clothes on his back, $100 in *Canadian* money and a note that says he'll have to sneak over the border because he doesn't have his passport. A couple of "Canadian Parks Service" signs on nearby trees warning of grizzly bears would be a nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohdaho Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Golf, poker, 4 wheeling, hunting, BBQ, dirt bikes, cigars.... some of you guys need some creativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottie.harris Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 You always have to have a prank of some sort. Or that purely a British tradition. Get him so drunk he passes out, then dump him in the middle of he woods at Alum Creek lake. When he wakes up he should have the clothes on his back, $100 in *Canadian* money and a note that says he'll have to sneak over the border because he doesn't have his passport. A couple of "Canadian Parks Service" signs on nearby trees warning of grizzly bears would be a nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie.harris Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Golf, poker, 4 wheeling, hunting, BBQ, dirt bikes, cigars.... some of you guys need some creativity.i would do the 4wheelin but the only place to do that(where all the quads are) is at my parents and thats where the brides partys at. poker however is a great addition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstrosity Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 i would do the 4wheelin but the only place to do that(where all the quads are) is at my parents and thats where the brides partys at. poker however is a great addition.Then just do a cookout and then play poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie.harris Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Then just do a cookout and then play poker.my thoughts exactly, my cousin(whom is a groomsmen) has a meat smoker and its amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 my thoughts exactly, my cousin(whom is a groomsmen) has a meat smoker and its amazing.meat smoker or meat stroker either way have fun and cover the monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Your cousin is a meat smoker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Your cousin is a meat smoker?It's all relative in West Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohdaho Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 It's all relative in West VirginiaCousins/husbands/wives...they're all synonyms anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Dad is just another term for your mother's brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 cedar point and put in bay after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FZRMatt Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 ok my soon to be bro-in-laws best man backed out due to finances so they voted me to be best man. hes not abig drinker and they said no strippers... so what the hell should we do? he works, sleeps, eats, and watches movies and thats it. suggestions?Paint ball and a ball game (throw some dinner in there somewhere). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Have an ATF party. Even none drinkers enjoy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blake1221 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Hookers and Blow!! FTMFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) He cannot legally get married until hes had a night of booze, debauchery and nekkid women.Get him drunk, order strippers and buy long fat vegetables and coke. Have the one stripper fill the hotter stripper with said vegetables. Kick out skanks. Do coke. Blow shit up. Edited May 10, 2011 by max power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Do a fishing charter at lake Erie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringo Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Get gen to be a stripper for you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 +1 on the stripper idea... a bachelor party without strippers is just a sausage fest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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