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Cheech

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Those IT guys are always telling me it's MY fault my computer doesn't work right.

They won't let me surf wherever I want to at work. It's my lunch hour. Whaddya mean I can't stream March Madness? I should call in sick instead and watch it at home?

And they cap my mail at 500MB. Who the hell knew you could "empty" your deleted items? I delete it, why does it still count against me?

When I print something, and it doesn't come out and so I send it 20 more times, they get mad at me.

Why can't I keep my 30GB of iTunes on my home drive?

I don't like you IT guys, all smug and superior...:nono::mad:

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Yeah, then they track all the porn sites I'm looking at and go running to my boss and tell on me like little tattle tales.

Maybe if it was normal porn they wouldn't run and tell your boss, but when you frequent blue balls and beastiality sites they get weirded out. You need to watch your animal and male on male porn at home.

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Maybe if it was normal porn they wouldn't run and tell your boss, but when you frequent blue balls and beastiality sites they get weirded out. You need to watch your animal and male on male porn at home.

Fo realz. Keep yer wierd shit at home. I know we IT guys are fuckers when it comes to fun shit. Maybe the next time we are up at 3 AM RDP'ing into a server to unfuck some app that the developer's code borked, we can call you and make sure you are sleeping soundly. :D

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Maybe if it was normal porn they wouldn't run and tell your boss, but when you frequent blue balls and beastiality sites they get weirded out. You need to watch your animal and male on male porn at home.

Or even better, when my users decide that the chronically-full network store is an excellent place to store their mp3's and porn powerpoints. I had a lot of fun with that one.

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