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Mom Forces Cocaine, Beer On Kids


Casper

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What the hell, she stole my breakfast. Atleast I've still got waffles, just isn't the same without cocaine sprinkled across.

Seriously though, they need a temporary way to sterilize everyone and make you pass some tests to have a kid. Of course I'm completely against the government stepping in like that

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What the hell, she stole my breakfast. Atleast I've still got waffles, just isn't the same without cocaine sprinkled across.

Seriously though, they need a temporary way to sterilize everyone and make you pass some tests to have a kid. Of course I'm completely against the government stepping in like that

the crazy thing is there are more rules and regulations about owning pets than having a kid. I swear I would vote yes for a law that bans anyone below a certain IQ from having kids.

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the crazy thing is there are more rules and regulations about owning pets than having a kid. I swear I would vote yes for a law that bans anyone below a certain IQ from having kids.

In Japan, before you buy a car you have to prove that you have somewhere to park it (no, the front yard doesn't count, because there aren't any). I would support a law that says that before you have a kid (whether its the first or the fifth one. Doesn't matter) you have to prove that you can support it. And yeah, I agree with the IQ thing, especially when mom and/ or dad is on the public teet. Especially. Oh, and don't get me started on drug testing for welfare recipients.

I'm just a prick that way.

And another thing...

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